Things I learned from Denver in the past month

[Damocles]

1. Bees are bad.

2. Gas masks are a weapon.

3. Free speech takes place inside chicken wire.

4. They have to search demonstrators before they enter the chicken wire.

5. Squirt guns are also a weapon.

6. Glocks are okay to take if you have a CCW permit. Your squirt gun will net you time in jail though.

7. If bees are outlawed, nature will become a criminal.

 

[uscitizen]

You can commit legal assualt with a squirt gun.

But they work better if you put a really nasty mixture in them.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

1. Bees are bad.

2. Gas masks are a weapon.

3. Free speech takes place inside chicken wire.

4. They have to search demonstrators before they enter the chicken wire.

5. Squirt guns are also a weapon.

6. Glocks are okay to take if you have a CCW permit. Your squirt gun will net you time in jail though.

7. If bees are outlawed, nature will become a criminal.

When did you learn the above? I have been out of touch with the local media for the past several weeks. What did I miss?

 

[Damocles]

When did you learn the above? I have been out of touch with the local media for the past several weeks. What did I miss?

Oh, they are talking about it on KHOW. The "free speech zone" far away from the DNC, inside a cage, squirt guns and gas masks are on the weapons list.

There is a lady battling the idiotic law in Denver that makes it illegal to keep bees in your yard.

Spagnola (the dude that protests the Columbus parade every year) is upset because they are attempting to put people in a cage to exercise their free speech.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Oh, they are talking about it on KHOW. The "free speech zone" far away from the DNC, inside a cage, squirt guns and gas masks are on the weapons list.

There is a lady battling the idiotic law in Denver that makes it illegal to keep bees in your yard.

Spagnola (the dude that protests the Columbus parade every year) is upset because they are attempting to put people in a cage to exercise their free speech.

Got to love the idiots in DC and their ideas of free speech. 'All for it, so long as you agree with me. But if you are going to protest me and shout mean things at me, well then you can go behind a cage 45 miles away and say it from there'.

Are the Reps doing the same thing?

How the hell is a gas mask a weapon? Crazy bastards.

 

[uscitizen]

There are some strange restrictions on gas masks in several areas of the USA.

 

[Damocles]

Got to love the idiots in DC and their ideas of free speech. 'All for it, so long as you agree with me. But if you are going to protest me and shout mean things at me, well then you can go behind a cage 45 miles away and say it from there'.

Are the Reps doing the same thing?

How the hell is a gas mask a weapon? Crazy bastards.

I guess that protecting yourself from the weapons of the cops is an 'attack'. Keep and bear arms be damned!

 

[Bonestorm]

Got to love the idiots in DC and their ideas of free speech. 'All for it, so long as you agree with me. But if you are going to protest me and shout mean things at me, well then you can go behind a cage 45 miles away and say it from there'.

Are the Reps doing the same thing?

How the hell is a gas mask a weapon? Crazy bastards.

Just to let you know, I believe the regulations are put in place by the host city along with input from the Secret Service, not Congress or the political parties themselves (I assume these are the "idiots in D.C." to which you were referring).

And yes, the same or similar policies will be in place for the RNC.

 

[Cancel3]

If I make tiny gas masks for bees, would I be an arms dealer?

 

[Cancel3]

Just to let you know, I believe the regulations are put in place by the host city along with input from the Secret Service, not Congress or the political parties themselves (I assume these are the "idiots in D.C." to which you were referring).

And yes, the same or similar policies will be in place for the RNC.

The good thing about the Secret Service is that they are one of the finest security forces in the world.

The bad thing is that they look at everyone as a dangerous criminal. Thats not bad when you are protecting the president, but it sucks when you are inviting a hundred thousand people to your city.