Lefties and Gum

Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Not sure if trolling or stupid.
 
StoneByStone said:
Not sure if trolling or stupid.
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How many of the six items below describe you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk too loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell visually if you are male or female
6. Obese

If you match several of these items, you may be a lefty, which would mean you wouldn't understand.
 
Sirthinksalot said:
^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.
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Boy are you being full of it, and stupid saying that. :laugh: Did no one know I have OCD? I think I said it a few posts back. I'll give you 6, since I'm a good bit overweight now. 1, and 4 drive me crazy though, so I'm the last person doing that. With my often thick beard, and very broad shoulders, 5 is utterly ridiculous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so 2 is just dumbassery. 3 has little meaning at all. Are you done, or do you have more blasting people with incompetence to share? It is hilarious, so please continue if you want.
 
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Evmetro said:
How many of the six items below describe you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk too loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell visually if you are male or female
6. Obese

If you match several of these items, you may be a lefty, which would mean you wouldn't understand.
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Fox News rots your brain.
 
StoneByStone said:
Makes sense. Some of the far Righties here are pretty stupid.
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They seem to nave some good points once in a while. But when they do, the standard lefty response is on the order of 'moron' or similar insult.

If lefties are so smart and stuff, why do they continue to post the most simple logical fallacies?
 
Dark Soul said:
They seem to nave some good points once in a while. But when they do, the standard lefty response is on the order of 'moron' or similar insult.

If lefties are so smart and stuff, why do they continue to post the most simple logical fallacies?
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There are stupid people on both sides, but Evmetro characterized Leftists as being unattractive and androgynous, which is the "edgy" stereotypical way they're described by angry incels.
 
StoneByStone said:
There are stupid people on both sides, but Evmetro characterized Leftists as being unattractive and androgynous.
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Do you think they became lefties because they look this way, or do you think they look this way because they are lefties?

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