On this Fourth of July, 14,000 immigrants become US citizens

[Jack]

Sad because nobody wants to breed with you?

Automation, Robotics, Off Shoring Jobs is the Future. We will have EXCESS people. YOU will CRY because you don't want to feed them.

(I've had my 5 kids, I'm out of the 'breeding' business)

 

[Legion]

(I've had my 5 kids, I'm out of the 'breeding' business)

So you say.

 

[Jack]

So you say.

Using my best 'Free911' voice ... 'I have Documentation'.

 

[Jack]

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe tree, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
P.S. Don't come like robbers and thieves in the night."

You fucking idiot, what does 'breathe tree' mean. (shaking head)

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Welcome to the USA, new citizens! Most of us are happy you are joining us. You'll figure out soon enough that most of us are not like Trump, his friends those swastika- and Confederate-flag waving morons, and the crazies you'll see on our cable news. Hopefully you'll quickly settle in and gain non-throttled Internet access to real news outlets that show us as we are.

You came here because you want to be free to work hard, worship as you like, raise your kids, remember your heritage and honor it and speak your native language while learning our mess we call English. Your spirit, your genes, your ideas, your knowledge, your energy are the Sun that enriches this country. Two of my bestest friends came here from other lands that I'll probably never see. Both are now American citizens as well. It took them years. Thankfully they were Caucasian, Christian, had money, and married to an American-by-birth citizen.

In parting, please pay no attention to that loud and bloviating thing we currently are forced to call our president. He doesn't represent most of us, only the most foul and deplorable among us. You probably came from lands with almost as foul... so you'll already know how to deal.

Welcome!

You mean morons, like these:

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Using my best 'Free911' voice ... 'I have Documentation'.

Apparently you don't know jack.

 

[Legion]

I have Documentation.

So you say.

Present it.

 

[Jack]

Apparently you don't know jack.

Huh? I tried to use my best 'Free911' voice. I stuck a stick up my ass, ... and it came out as though you said it. Really, I'm not kidding!

 

[Jack]

So you say.

Present it.

Once again, using 'Free911' voice, ... 'Do you have Authorization?'

 

[Jack]

hahahaha ... OK, that's pretty good.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

This thread is a great example of when Two Attention Whores Collide. Quick... put on your googles and Hazmat jumpsuits!

 

[Jack]

This thread is a great example of when Two Attention Whores Collide. Quick... put on your googles and Hazmat jumpsuits!

Hi Pumpkin. Yes, we all acknowledge your presence here. (Everybody say 'Hi' to Owl)

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Huh? I tried to use my best 'Free911' voice. I stuck a stick up my ass, ... and it came out as though you said it. Really, I'm not kidding!

If that what blows your skirt up.

 

[Legion]

Do you have Authorization?

No proof, no truth.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Hi Pumpkin. Yes, we all acknowledge your presence here. (Everybody say 'Hi' to Owl)

HI!!

 

[Jack]

No proof, no truth.

Legina, say 'Hi' to Owl. Don't be impolite.

 

[Jack]

HI!!

Thanks, 'Free911'. Owl LOVED that. So thoughtful, so kind, course, she'll never say 'thanks', she just has some kind of mean streak running through her. I think it was her Bicycle injury, ... she told you about that, right?

 

[Legion]

I think it was her Bicycle injury, ... she told you about that, right?

Is that the one she used as an excuse for her lack of virginity on her first wedding night?

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Thanks, 'Free911'. Owl LOVED that. So thoughtful, so kind, course, she'll never say 'thanks', she just has some kind of mean streak running through her. I think it was her Bicycle injury, ... she told you about that, right?

NO and I'm not really sure I want to know about it.

 

[Jack]

Is that the one she used as an excuse for her lack of virginity on her first wedding night?

I'm not going to go into this with you because you are the Forum Gossip and have a Big Mouth. It would be inappropriate for me to divulge this embarrassing information. It was ... transformational ... let's say. A defining moment. Something she CLEARLY remembers, but wants to forget. I WILL NOT speak about it.