Chip Implants

[Sir Galahad]

Now that May is almost here, has everyone decided where they would like to have their "chips" implanted?

His Majesty Bush has given the order!

 

[Bai Lan]

If you take it voluntary, they will put it in your hand for easy scanning. If it is forced upon you, it will be in your forehead.

 

[Battleborne]

If you take it voluntary, they will put it in your hand for easy scanning. If it is forced upon you, it will be in your foreskin.

 

[Sir Galahad]

If you take it voluntary, they will put it in your hand for easy scanning. If it is forced upon you, it will be in your forehead.

That sounds logical! I wonder if they come in a variaty of colors?

 

[Damocles]

Now that May is almost here, has everyone decided where they would like to have their "chips" implanted?

His Majesty Bush has given the order!

They'll have to scan my @$$ because that's where the chip will be.

 

[charver]

Nothing to hide nothing to fear.

 

[uscitizen]

Fear ? It will be for convenience. You won't even have to slow down at the wally world checkout.

 

[charver]

Fear ? It will be for convenience. You won't even have to slow down at the wally world checkout.

The benefit will be that if you ever lose your keys, or something, you can just call up the monitors and ask them to retrace you steps..

 

[uscitizen]

The benefit will be that if you ever lose your keys, or something, you can just call up the monitors and ask them to retrace you steps..

Ohh yes lots of benefits there

ID theft would be more difficult.

Voter fraud would be eliminated.

The list goes on.

 

[charver]

It's alright US, you've got you're guns and ammo but in case of government oppression i've gots my suitcase bom....er big knife and fists of fury...yes that's right... fists and knives...not a big bomb.

(for the security services reading this, you really should be doing something useful like catching terrorists and that rather than reading the inane babblings of a half cut English gentleman)

 

[uscitizen]

all of this is being monitored, rest assured. Yours esp Charver since it is from offshore.

 

[charver]

There's a white van parked outside with two hefty looking blokes inside.

I'm thinking of offering them a cup of tea and a Koran.

 

[Damocles]

Ohh yes lots of benefits there

ID theft would be more difficult.

Voter fraud would be eliminated.

The list goes on.

Crooks will simply be smart enough to cut off your hand and dump your body. Spend your money before your corpse hits the ocean...

 

[Damocles]

There's a white van parked outside with two hefty looking blokes inside.

I'm thinking of offering them a cup of tea and a Koran.

Are they wearing black? Have you seen a UFO recently?

 

[uscitizen]

Crooks will simply be smart enough to cut off your hand and dump your body. Spend your money before your corpse hits the ocean...

but the chips will be smart enough to monitor your pulse and know you are dead and notify the bank and the IRS so the estate process and death taxes can begin. It will save a lot of paperwork that way.

 

[Damocles]

but the chips will be smart enough to monitor your pulse and know you are dead and notify the bank and the IRS so the estate process and death taxes can begin. It will save a lot of paperwork that way.

I'm sure they'll figure ways to get around that too. In fact, they likely already have. The ideas we usually have are almost always already hacked by those with tech experience.

 

[uscitizen]

Some will, but most crooks are not too bright.

 

[Damocles]

Some will, but most crooks are not too bright.

Those are the ones that will just hold you captive while they withdraw your money from the ATM.

 

[uscitizen]

Kudos to someone more stubborn than I am on giving up an argument

 

[Socrtease]

Now that May is almost here, has everyone decided where they would like to have their "chips" implanted?

His Majesty Bush has given the order!

why do I have to have a chip implanted? And who am I supposed to shoot when they come to do it?