Oswald was a commie, RFK's assassin was a radical immigrant, Lincoln was a conservative (just check out his record on free market economics)... Need I go on?
Marxists are more likely to be assassins, judging by historical trends.
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Evidence?
Besides, who the fuck in this country is a Marxist?
As for evidence, I have the names of over 10,000 self-identified Marxist assassins, working for OUR government, right here in this briefcase... which I will show you... someday.
The Communist assassin threat is a real one, and every decent American should report any suspicious, Marxist assassin-type activity to the HUAC!
Is that why Cypress has been off this board for several weeks???
Oswald didn't kill JFK
And Lincoln was a Republican, not the conservative party of the time. Conservative values of today have evolved since the time of Lincoln and to hold him up to a modern light and say "well, he obviously believed in free market economics ergo he is a conservative" is pretty silly.
And the radical immigrant... how convenient that he decided to kill the very progressive candidate and have no recollection of it. Almost like there was someone else pulling his strings. Hmm....
Extra points if you report your own parents.As for evidence, I have the names of over 10,000 self-identified Marxist assassins, working for OUR government, right here in this briefcase... which I will show you... someday.
The Communist assassin threat is a real one, and every decent American should report any suspicious, Marxist assassin-type activity to the HUAC!
LOL. All that disingenuousness attracts it like ants to a picnic of sugar.I don't think his absence is necessarily related to this.
It is my understanding that occasionally he has to take a week or two alone in the bathtub to wash off the pwnage.