Women don't know how to use tools and fix things, survive by cooking

christiefan915 said:
I have fixed plenty of mechanical things. Not boats because I don't have a boat. And mechanical aptitude isn't genetic, it's learned.
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A boat or car engine? Doubt it. I doubt that you could even venture a guess on why the engine failed, or the procedure in making the repair.


Off to the scullery for you!
 
Right said:
A boat or car engine? Doubt it. I doubt that you could even venture a guess on why the engine failed, or the procedure in making the repair.


Off to the scullery for you!
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Sailboat engines do not fail as long as there is wind........................wind is the engine.

Neither you or the women on this boat had or have a clue
 
Texcom said:
Sailboat engines do not fail as long as there is wind........................wind is the engine.

Neither you or the women on this boat had or have a clue
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You should read the article and get a clue.:
According to Appel’s mother Marie, next came problems with the antenna, the motor starter failing, and new rigging on the mast breaking. According to the Navy, the engine became disabled on May 30, so the women used the sails of the boat to continue.
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Apparently the boat owner's mother, and the US Navy, don't know about the boat like you do. lol
 
The last time I got my oil changed there were two female mechanics on duty. They made me get out of the truck to go around back to tell me I had a broken tail light. Really? They just wanted to see my ass. They weren't even subtle about it either giving themselves a quiet high-five in celebration of their sexual harassment of me.

/There really were two female mechanics, though. Columbus... if you have a pulse, you're hired.
 
God bless America said:
Sailboats don't have engines? :rofl2:
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The piston engine on a sailboat can be considered the backup. The fact is that a sailboat is configured to use the wind as a source of power, and this story makes it clear that anyone who does not know this should not be allowed on a boat alone.

Thus as long as there is wind the sailboat engine is functioning and these women did not know how to work the sail.
 
Sailor said:
I am not sure what you would consider the "best". Nothing good about a drowned person. Particularly kids. Certainly am not going to tell you about the multiple victims. I will however tell you something you may not be familiar with. When a person drowns they generally go right to the bottom. The only time they may float is if they were wearing a life jacket or if air got caught up in their clothing. It is important to know this. A floater is a person who drowned and ends up coming to the surface weeks or months later. What happens is the body purifies and gas forms in the body (depending on the depth obviously). At first one may not realize what they are seeing on the surface. Bloated, pure white, generally does not register to anyone it is a person.

Most vessels and all military and SAR vessels have what is known as a stokes litter on board. I am sure you have seen them, they are a basket with a wire frame. Used get injured people up and down ships ladders or tight spaces. Anyway, the first time I
found a floater my crew and myself were in fairly rough seas. It was getting dark.We put out the small boat to go retrieve the body. While getting the body in the litter, the blanket that we covered the bottom with came off. Nobody really notice at the time.
We got litter into the water, one crew went in an put the body into the litter. A quick couple pulls and it was on the small boat.

Now, when we got back to the ship they had already rigged some lines over the side to pick the litter up to the deck. About 15 feet or so. The lines got tossed down, the litter got secured, the winch got turning, litter started go up the side, body started dripping through the stokes litter like it was being sieved. Just a gelatinous mass oozing through the wire frame. What was left of the face included.
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gross. that's gotta be traumatic, which is obv an understatement.

why wont you tell me about the multiple victims? :(
 
christiefan915 said:
I have fixed plenty of mechanical things. Not boats because I don't have a boat. And mechanical aptitude isn't genetic, it's learned.
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wrong. men have better spatial reasoning skills even from an extremely early age. Monkeys even are more attracted to toys like trucks and toy cars with mechincal moving parts while female monkeys are attracted to dolls.
 
tinfoil said:
The last time I got my oil changed there were two female mechanics on duty. They made me get out of the truck to go around back to tell me I had a broken tail light. Really? They just wanted to see my ass. They weren't even subtle about it either giving themselves a quiet high-five in celebration of their sexual harassment of me.

/There really were two female mechanics, though. Columbus... if you have a pulse, you're hired.
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Cool story, bro.
 
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