How did so many of today's students turn into snowflakes

charver said:
Well, get yourself over to the old country, Mott, and it'll be my pleasure to drink you under the table at my expense*.

*Actually, i'll extend that to invitation to all the old JPP originals. (Disclaimer- i have had a few and this invitation may have an expiry date sooner than you'd think.)
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At your expense? Well so much for the Loweswater Gold!
 
charver said:
Truth be told, quite a large minority of students have always been self-important pricks.

I generally couldn't abide students when i was a student. The amount of times i've been queuing up in a pub behind a group of ten students who insist on paying for each individual pint (or quite often a half - the lightweight m*****fuckers) with a cheque (or check for you Ameican sorts) does not bear thinking about. Nowadays this problem has been solved by the contactless payment but, on the other hand, they wear those incredibly stupid tight trousers and oversized shirts whilst spouting whichever political theory they think will get them some attention from their fruity female companions.

God, i feel old.
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Yes, a disdain for youth is part of aging. I can already feel it myself. The aluring call of Matlock... the urge to yell at children who come near my lawn... the never ending hunger for butterscotch hard candies...
 
charver said:
Well, i was going to throw in a bag of pork scratchings as well but if that's your attitude...
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Permit me that honor. Mrs. Hoople makes braised chicherones in a spicy tomatillos sauce that will knock your socks off and alarm your cardiologist at the same time.
 
Tell you what, Mott, get Billy, Watermark and Three together, get a cheap flight over and we'll drink until our eyeballs bleed hops.
 
Peridot said:
Yes, a disdain for youth is part of aging. I can already feel it myself. The aluring call of Matlock... the urge to yell at children who come near my lawn... the never ending hunger for butterscotch hard candies...
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I know...it's really getting bad when before they light the candles on your birthday cake you demand a recount. I recently saw something in gaberdine that appealed to me. I wanted immeadiatly kill myself. Only knowing the great pleasure it would bring you stopped me. That's another sign...when you really become a vindictive prick like that.
 
charver said:
Tell you what, Mott, get Billy, Watermark and Three together, get a cheap flight over and we'll drink until our eyeballs bleed hops.
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Fuck that. I can drink with you, Tom, Billy, Three, Nazis, Fags, The KKK, Radical Islamic Terrorist, Members of Parliament and the Irish but no fucking way am I lowering myself to drink with Watermark. What the hell you thinking Charver?
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I know...it's really getting bad when before they light the candles on your birthday cake you demand a recount. I recently saw something in gaberdine that appealed to me. I wanted immeadiatly kill myself. Only knowing the great pleasure it would bring you stopped me. That's another sign...when you really become a vindictive prick like that.
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Another benefit of being a misanthrope. No cake. I've been 25 for 5 years now.
 
Victimhood gets you things. That's why they are turning themselves into them. It's the way to get what you want.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
It doesn't. We're pretty savvy on beer now and the microbrew scene has a mind boggling variety and optimum serving temps, preferred glass or mug type, bottled vs draft, etc ad nauseum.

What's sad is that once upon a time our regional macro lagers were pretty darned good products. Hamms, Old Style, Schlitz, Miller, Schaffer, Coors, PBR, Hudepohl, etc, were darned good lagers but the gods off Wallstreet decided more money could be made by using cheaper diluents like rice and corn and quality be damned and the beer scene in the US went to hell in the 70's and 80's but that prompted the microbrew revolution where we went from worst to first.
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Yes there is no way that any beer should have rice in it, unless it is specifically advertised as rice beer like in Japan. Budweiser should be renamed Budreiser!
 
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Mott the Hoople said:
Considering you know nothing about either what your point?
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There are only 2 sexes. Checking a 3rd box is illogical and antiscience. It's been settled for years that humans have 2 sexes.

Simply declaring you are both or trans, doesn't make it so. Or suggesting its fluid and can change anyway you want it to is also absurd.
 
Irish said:
There are only 2 sexes. Checking a 3rd box is illogical and antiscience. It's been settled for years that humans have 2 sexes.

Simply declaring you are both or trans, doesn't make it so. Or suggesting its fluid and can change anyway you want it to is also absurd.
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I see...you are aware that gender dysphoria is a psychological condition and not a biological one? That's a rhetorical question Irish. If you knew anything about science you'd know the answer is obvious.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I see...you are aware that gender dysphoria is a psychological condition and not a biological one? That's a rhetorical question Irish. If you knew anything about science you'd know the answer is obvious.
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Psychology can be very unscientific. Subjective and opinionated.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I see...you are aware that gender dysphoria is a psychological condition and not a biological one? That's a rhetorical question Irish. If you knew anything about science you'd know the answer is obvious.
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Yeah, well, one man's psychological condition is another man's alternative lifestyle. We should just chuck the entire DSM into the fucking ocean, at this point.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Fuck that. I can drink with you, Tom, Billy, Three, Nazis, Fags, The KKK, Radical Islamic Terrorist, Members of Parliament and the Irish but no fucking way am I lowering myself to drink with Watermark. What the hell you thinking Charver?
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What makes anyone think that Watermark could handle more then 1 drink, before he turned into a blubbering sot.
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
What makes anyone think that Watermark could handle more then 1 drink, before he turned into a blubbering sot.
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He used to post some great stories about his binge-drinking adventures back in MS. Every other weekend was either him getting run off the road by anti-cyclists, or awesome binge-drinking/the perils of mixing painkillers with shots of Everclear.
 
Trump supporters are by far the biggest snowflakes -- they get upset over everything. In fact, they actively look for things to get upset over.
 
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