Eating Bacon has Health benefits!!

tsuke

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Just learned today!! Two strips of bacon a day reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber 100% <3
 
actually, to be "allah" Lucifer's advocate; a poor muslim who ate two pieces of bacon would much more likely become a suicide bomber because he, being poor, would not be able to make the mecca journey or give money to the brotherhood or be a grand jihadist like barack. a poor muslim is more likely to murder to earn favor with "allah" Lucifer; according to the false prophet mohamed [damned forever]. the socially accepted moderate muslims [no such thing] are able to earn their favor with "allah" Lucifer [NOT] by being a pseudo do gooder, as long as jihad is advanced. this is why the suicide murderers/ shooters/ slashers will go ape shit indulging in sinful pleasures just before they fully submit to the will of "allah" Lucifer and do murder. in the end they will ALL be together with "allah" Lucifer, the original rebel, in torments/ hell. that felt good. I feel better now. thanks for the opportunity.
 
You know what I hate about Bacon Puritans?

They think Bacon is all good and stuff.

Problem is:

bacon-heart.jpg
 
Done. I'm sitting behind a keyboard.

I'm actually not a bacon purist (everything is NOT better with bacon, including Voodoo Doughnuts). It is a very Murrican substance, however, so I defend it.

Maybe I shouldn't, but eat bacon most days. But it's after an hour in the gym.

All things in moderation.
 
Done. I'm sitting behind a keyboard.

I'm actually not a bacon purist (everything is NOT better with bacon, including Voodoo Doughnuts). It is a very Murrican substance, however, so I defend it.

Bacon me this:

sourdough bread, toasted with butter

egg, over easy, make two if you want

tomato

onion

cheddar chease

and......bacon

GFY
 
Maybe I shouldn't, but eat bacon most days. But it's after an hour in the gym.

All things in moderation.

If you eat it every day, get the uncured sans nitrates varietal. The fundamental craving being "salty meat" Anything will do, many healthier choices. Smoked salmon for example.
 
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