It's all so clear now...how could I have been so stupid? How could I, and millions of others, have cast a vote for more jobs, lower taxes, taking care of veterans and following the law as regards immigration? All this time, hillary was right in front of me, with that magical, utopian platform! The Russians must have hacked my brain! It's not the democrat's fault!
Ah, look...I'm sorry libtards. I know you're still butthurt an' all, but all that stuff I just said? It's called SARCASM, it's not real! A little advice, if you're going to to follow this narrative, you've got to come up with something like, "the Russians hacked our party and planted thousands of false emails! And Trump told 'em to do it!". You don't fire the chairman of the DNC for what she did to sanders. You for damn sure don't directly accuse the Russians of douche baggery and NOT emphatically deny the veracity of what they found. Hell, I haven't even heard one "that information was taken out of context". Face it, you clowns got all full of yourselves and thought you were invincible, and you also forgot how hard it is for one party to retain power for three elections in a row. I'm curious though, was it the knowledge that the likes of lena dunham were on your side that made you so cocky? If that was it, you were doomed from the git go!
