Trump. Fast forward 4 years. What...

How could America be 'great again'? What the Nazis mean is 'more powerful', but since they plan to keep the wrecked system as it is, there is little hope of that. In four years, either Trump will be dead or a lot of his opponents will be in concentration camps, would be my estimate.
 
Glen Beck will go bankrupt because the fools won't buy gold and freeze dried food anymore.
 
What will Trump look like after four years of the presidency?

The office of the President of the United States is one of the most taxing jobs on the planet. Once you’re sworn in, you’re responsible for nearly everything, from tax codes to civil liberties, and you can count on getting blamed for anything bad that happens on the entire planet for four to — if you’re unlucky — eight years. Throw your sleep schedule out the window. You don’t get one of those anymore. You might think you’ll just be focused on “big picture” shit, but the amount of bureaucratic red tape you’ll have to deal with on the reg will bog you down from day one, and God help you if you ever try to take long weekend — the press will nail you to a cross. There was a reason this was one of the Onion’s best headlines.

Enter: President-elect Donald Trump, who doesn’t even have the attention span to sit through a 40-minute interview without getting distracted by a TV screen. By most accounts, Trump had no idea what he was signing up for with this whole commander-in-chief thing. He thought it was all going to be Bill Pullman in “Independence Day” stuff, nuking aliens and telling North Korea to suck his dick. Can you imagine what this guy’s going to be like when he has to start dealing with the mind-numbing minutiae of day-to-day government work? Picture Trump trying to care about what some bumpkin representative from Arkansas has to say about his childhood pet pot-bellied pig for an hour and a half in order to secure a crucial legislative vote. It’s going to drive him insane.

The office requires the patience of a saint. The physical and mental demands age you unimaginably. Even Barack Obama, one of the youngest and most healthy presidents the country has ever elected, went from bright-eyed and bushy tailed to grizzled and world weary over his two terms. Trump, on the other hand, eats garbage all day and will enter the office a full 23 years older than his predecessor was on Inauguration Day. What will four years in office do to him?

By Drew Salisbury
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And by the way, Trump will not make America great again either!
 
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