All I see is that you have not offered a single specific regulation that would ensure that it does not happen again (your impossible/irrational standard) or even one that would significantly reduce the likelihood of it happening again. Apparently, you think making it a federally regulated industry or not allowing the water park to earn a profit for investors will suddenly make gravity work in different ways or something stupid... IDK.
I would support an intelligent regulation that might significantly reduce the chances of this happening again. But instead of that all we heard was an attempt to irrationally spin this into some blanket condemnation of free markets.
Poor little troll.