Gary Johnson PAC perfectly trolls Trump by offering Melania a ‘pathway to citizenship

Bill

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New evidence emerged on Thursday that Melania Trump broke American immigration laws when she first came to the United States.

Although Mrs. Trump has since issued a statement denying that she ever broke the law, that didn’t stop a PAC supporting Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson from finding the perfect way to troll her husband by killing him with kindness.

In a statement released on Thursday, the group Republicans for Johnson-Weld said that it wanted to pass legislation that would give people such as Melania a pathway to citizenship if they initially entered this country illegally.

“While Donald Trump is running on a platform to deport 12 million people, apparently including his own wife, Johnson-Weld stands for allowing people in Melania’s circumstances to stay if they learn English, pay their back taxes, and pay a fine,” the campaign wrote.

The Johnson-Weld ticket also promises to make “legal immigration vastly simpler and more available to people around the world — including Slovenian models.”

Check out the full statement below.


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New evidence emerged on Thursday that Melania Trump broke American immigration laws when she first came to the United States.

Although Mrs. Trump has since issued a statement denying that she ever broke the law, that didn’t stop a PAC supporting Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson from finding the perfect way to troll her husband by killing him with kindness.

In a statement released on Thursday, the group Republicans for Johnson-Weld said that it wanted to pass legislation that would give people such as Melania a pathway to citizenship if they initially entered this country illegally.

“While Donald Trump is running on a platform to deport 12 million people, apparently including his own wife, Johnson-Weld stands for allowing people in Melania’s circumstances to stay if they learn English, pay their back taxes, and pay a fine,” the campaign wrote.

The Johnson-Weld ticket also promises to make “legal immigration vastly simpler and more available to people around the world — including Slovenian models.”

Check out the full statement below.


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These people don't get it, the majority of Mexicans in this country illegally are not here to become citizens, the way it works is they take out a mortgage in Mexico where land and homes are cheap and the greenback is like at a 10-1 exchange rate so as to buy a nice home there and they come here to work for five years, 6 days a week, for 60+ hours a week with no overtime for shit wages living 6 to a two bedroom apartment to save on rent and utilities so they can pay off their mortgage and then move back to Mexico and retire at 40. You won't hear that from any of the candidates including Trump because they've never worked one of these jobs and talked to these people in their lives. I don't blame them, it's a good deal, and I would do it if I was able to purchase property in Mexico but US citizens can't own property in Mexico, the system is rigged against the American worker.
 
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