True Conservatives™ must prove their right-wing credentials by resisting blatant and unconstitutional government overreach.
Therefore, you must compel your children to smoke, and force them to drive while drunk and texting, without seat belts.
It's the only way to show Obama how much you love the Constitution.
FYI.....Children are people with the right of FREE WILL and LIFE, just as any progressive who KNOWS WHAT'S BEST for everyone. Funny thing....the feigned concern over the life of any child when its propagated that the life of a child does not matter as long as its in the womb. Once again...its the (wink, wink)
P R O G R E S S I V E
that takes on the responsibility of GOD in defining life, freewill, and lastly adulthood for EVERYONE.
It appears that LIFE is defined by the Magic of passing through the female birth canal....as long as its on one side....its not alive (even though science has proven that its a human child in a state of gestation (growth), since its conception...as it will be for at least 18 years after breaching that magical part of the female body that defines life...a life that requires NURTURING until at least 21 years of age...according to the latest act of LIBERAL LOGIC).
Yep....dramamine...anyone? I am getting motion sickness with the loss of cognitive logic coming form the left. On one hand a child's life does not matter or require feminine nurturing while in the body (or at least its a personal choice of the MOTHER...as to whether she wants to provide that nurturing or simply KILL the gestating child...while on the other hand...the poor child needs nurturing well past the age when they are legally allowed to take the life of others in the Military...as apparently its TAKES LEFT WING LOGIC to nurture a 21 year old adult in talking about his/her freewill again and defining what's BAD FOR THEM....abortion is not bad if its the MOTHER'S CHOICE..but smoking is bad and illegal if THE MOTHER allows her child to smoke.
FUNNY AS HELL. THE LOGIC or the complete and total lack thereof. Thank you liberals for being smarter than the rest of society and finally DEFINING the GOD LIKE things pertaining to LIFE, FREE WILL, and LIBERTY.
Got any more FREEDOM'S TO DEFINE for us dumb hicks, as clearly.....not everyone deserves the FREEDOM to make choices for themselves...they are just too stupid. Again. Thanks, LIBERALS/COMMUNIST fascists. Oops! My Bad...I forgetted. Fascism can not possibly exist on the left that's reserved to be a RIGHT WING THINGY. Those on the left are simply FREEDOM FIGHTERS questing for SOCIAL JUSTICE. Just ask Stalin and Chiang Kai Shek....who left hundreds of millions of shallow unmarked graves proving that leftist are freedom fighters in the search for Social Justice.....or the Millions of murders of unborn HUMAN CHILDREN....its a personal freedom ya know, besides the world population needs to be culled...right...err...left? But not by the personal choice of the individual or his/her mother in SMOKING (apparently that type of death is just too slow and not nearly horrid enough for the leftists)...that act of social justice is reserved for ABORTION ON DEMAND...not smoking.
The liberal logic...conclusion? If they don't agree with YOU....kill them or take away their rights that are reserved for all the smart people.

Some people (the one's that don't agree with you) are just to stupid to live or make free will decisions.