My Decision Tree for November

Mott the Hoople

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
This should make my decision in November a lot easier.

Is Shit Broken?;

Yes or No;

If yes shit is broken;

Who's fault is it?

Rich People - If yes., Vote Sanders
or
Mexicans, Muslims and #BLM - if Yes;

When will Jesus Come?

Next week - Vote Cruz
Dunno - Vote Trump

If no shit is not broken;

Are women people?

Yes! - Vote Clinton
No! - Vote Kasich
 
Mott the Hoople said:
This should make my decision in November a lot easier.

Is Shit Broken?;

Yes or No;

If yes shit is broken;

Who's fault is it?

Rich People - If yes., Vote Sanders
or
Mexicans, Muslims and #BLM - if Yes;

When will Jesus Come?

Next week - Vote Cruz
Dunno - Vote Trump

If no shit is not broken;

Are women people?

Yes! - Vote Clinton
No! - Vote Kasich
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obvious error......if Jesus comes next week there will be no November.........
 
Mott the Hoople said:
How the hell would you know Grind? You're about as funny as gastric carcinoma.
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It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbour.
‘The seat is empty.
’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man.
‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’
The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.
’ Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….but couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’
The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

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Moonflower said:
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbour.
‘The seat is empty.
’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man.
‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’
The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.
’ Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….but couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’
The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

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Keep your day job Borbo.
No American would get this joke.
In the US, the World Cup is a skiing competition.
Poor Borbo.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
How the hell would you know Grind? You're about as funny as gastric carcinoma.
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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you.

I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’

The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’

He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’


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Moonflower said:
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you.

I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’

The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’

He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’


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Tubby Tommy was the man in the bar.

It can now be revealed that this is the color he chose:

paint-655619.jpg
 
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