Daddy Swore an Oath!

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Want a good laugh...go check out some of the hilarious parodies of Internet pinhead John Ritzheimer's tearful "daddy swore an oath" video


Internet Hilariously Skewers Militia Leader's 'Daddy Swore An Oath' Video


Another day, another meme mocking the self-styled militiamen occupying a wildlife refuge in Oregon.

Jon Ritzheimer, the notorious anti-Muslim activist and one ringleader of the ongoing protest, posted a video Dec. 31 which he addressed to his children. Sitting behind the wheel of a car, Ritzheimer tearfully explained he couldn’t be home for the holidays because “your daddy swore an oath.”

“He swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, against all enemies foreign and domestic,” Ritzheimer says in the video, while thrusting a pocket copy of the Constitution at the camera from the front seat of an apparently parked car.

Watch videos at:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/daddy-swore-an-oath-jon-ritzheimer
 
ZappasGuitar said:
Want a good laugh...go check out some of the hilarious parodies of Internet pinhead John Ritzheimer's tearful "daddy swore an oath" video


Internet Hilariously Skewers Militia Leader's 'Daddy Swore An Oath' Video


Another day, another meme mocking the self-styled militiamen occupying a wildlife refuge in Oregon.

Jon Ritzheimer, the notorious anti-Muslim activist and one ringleader of the ongoing protest, posted a video Dec. 31 which he addressed to his children. Sitting behind the wheel of a car, Ritzheimer tearfully explained he couldn’t be home for the holidays because “your daddy swore an oath.”

“He swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, against all enemies foreign and domestic,” Ritzheimer says in the video, while thrusting a pocket copy of the Constitution at the camera from the front seat of an apparently parked car.

Watch videos at:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/daddy-swore-an-oath-jon-ritzheimer
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Bawhahahahaha, I tried three times to finish it, thanks, too funny
 
Rana said:
Bawhahahahaha, I tried three times to finish it, thanks, too funny
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What's really sad, is Ritzheimer made that video, not to comfort his kids whom he claims to miss, but rather to satisfy his own vanity and need for attention.

Ritzheimer bails on his wife and kids, then claims the big bad Liberals MADE him do it because he "swore an oath..."!

Well he swore an oath before GOD to love, honor and protect his wife, but he has no problem ignoring his sworn obligation to his family to go play army with his buddies.
 
ZappasGuitar said:
What's really sad, is Ritzheimer made that video, not to comfort his kids whom he claims to miss, but rather to satisfy his own vanity and need for attention.

Ritzheimer bails on his wife and kids, then claims the big bad Liberals MADE him do it because he "swore an oath..."!

Well he swore an oath before GOD to love, honor and protect his wife, but he has no problem ignoring his sworn obligation to his family to go play army with his buddies.
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"Play army" is exactly what he is doing.
He is retarded.
 
It's ok, I'm sure his wife is probably some subservient stand-by-your-man mommy-wife that cooks all his food and does all his laundry. Basically a personal slave, but it's ok because that's what the bible says to do and he earns most of the money.

Or maybe she's glad to potentially be rid of him.
 
Mr.Badguy said:
It's ok, I'm sure his wife is probably some subservient stand-by-your-man mommy-wife that cooks all his food and does all his laundry. Basically a personal slave, but it's ok because that's what the bible says to do and he earns most of the money.

Or maybe she's glad to potentially be rid of him.
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I'm betting his only guns are made of metal.
 
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