Same-Sex Marriage Hits Red Light in Blue Illinois

cawacko said:
Haha, no everything's still good. I just had to throw it out there for my single friends who are still fighting the good fight. :)

This is TMI but this trying for a baby thing is crazy. I've spent my entire life trying to get laid (please pardon my French). Now when the wife says "we need to do it on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday because that's when I'm mostly likely to get pregnant" I all of a sudden don't feel like having sex. I start getting performance anxiety or like some porn actor who's told to have sex on que. It's the damnedest thing.
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When I was in the Army, a buddy of mine and his wife were trying. They went to the doc, who gave him a medical excuse to go home every day to have sex with his wife, except those days that she was actually menstruating. Every single day. He walked around for an entire day saying "Christmas come early!" Good luck Wacko, and god help the rest of us.
 
I Love America said:
Did you really say "pardon the french" over saying getting laid? Really? I could see if you said "getting some pussy" or "hammering the ole bearded clam", but getting laid? Have we really gotten that PC? Holy fucksticks batman
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Ok, I thought the same thing about "getting laid", but holy shit did I laff when I read the rest. Rare that you of all people could do that, but thanks.
 
I Love America said:
Did you really say "pardon the french" over saying getting laid? Really? I could see if you said "getting some pussy" or "hammering the ole bearded clam", but getting laid? Have we really gotten that PC? Holy fucksticks batman
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Spending a weekend in Dallas with the wife and her church going friends I had to be on my best behavior and not be my usual idiot self. It wasn't easy but I think I succeeded. In my two days back I haven't lost my "be a gentleman at all times" mindset yet.
 
cawacko said:
Haha, no everything's still good. I just had to throw it out there for my single friends who are still fighting the good fight. :)

This is TMI but this trying for a baby thing is crazy. I've spent my entire life trying to get laid (please pardon my French). Now when the wife says "we need to do it on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday because that's when I'm mostly likely to get pregnant" I all of a sudden don't feel like having sex. I start getting performance anxiety or like some porn actor who's told to have sex on que. It's the damnedest thing.
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Good luck, just relax, performance anxiety is the reason most people don't get pregnant till they quit trying!
 
DamnYankee said:
Gee, according to that: "State law sets out the requirements for getting married."
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But they have the right to marry. Supreme Court outranks states.

State law sets out requirements for all marriages - such as how old you can be. But they can't deny the right to prisoners.
 
Rana said:
Good luck, just relax, performance anxiety is the reason most people don't get pregnant till they quit trying!
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It's just weird it's like I'm not in the mood. Like I'm a kid not wanting to do something your parents tell you to do but it's freaking sex! But God help the world the day cawacko becomes a daddy.
 
cawacko said:
It's just weird it's like I'm not in the mood. Like I'm a kid not wanting to do something your parents tell you to do but it's freaking sex! But God help the world the day cawacko becomes a daddy.
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You are good with your sisters children, you will be a great daddy!
 
Rana said:
You are good with your sisters children, you will be a great daddy!
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Haha, thank you. For whatever reason children tend to gravitate towards me and I'm good with them. Probably because we are at the same maturity level.
 
cawacko said:
It's just weird it's like I'm not in the mood. Like I'm a kid not wanting to do something your parents tell you to do but it's freaking sex! But God help the world the day cawacko becomes a daddy.
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I don't know you, cawacko; so this isn't really a serious comment. But it's just a joke I can't pass up. Something like -

"Wow, if you're having trouble maybe there IS a god, protecting us from you becoming a daddy! Might be time for me to believe in one!"

But I believe Rana when she/he says you'll be a good one, so please don't take that as a serious comment, just as a bad joke I had to make....
 
tekkychick said:
I don't know you, cawacko; so this isn't really a serious comment. But it's just a joke I can't pass up. Something like -

"Wow, if you're having trouble maybe there IS a god, protecting us from you becoming a daddy! Might be time for me to believe in one!"

But I believe Rana when she/he says you'll be a good one, so please don't take that as a serious comment, just as a bad joke I had to make....
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I have no problem laughing at myself and that was a good one so I give you props. (not to mention there's probably some/a lot of truth in it) My one redeeming hope is my wife is a director at a preschool and she is exceptional with children.
 
Since we're on a roll here I told my wife 'I'm cawacko and my swimmers are strong so this is going to be a one-hitter quitter and you will be pregnant'. I texted her at work the next day and asked if she was showing. Of course with that type of hubris I fully expect it now to take at least a year.
 
cawacko said:
Since we're on a roll here I told my wife 'I'm cawacko and my swimmers are strong so this is going to be a one-hitter quitter and you will be pregnant'. I texted her at work the next day and asked if she was showing. Of course with that type of hubris I fully expect it now to take at least a year.
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oh my you ARE tempting fate!!! Good luck to both of you! I imagine now you'll get triplets...
 
tekkychick said:
oh my you ARE tempting fate!!! Good luck to both of you! I imagine now you'll get triplets...
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Ohhh deal lord... my brother-in-law has been saying we will too!

After she had her woman time of the month I was like 'how is that possible I already impregnated you?!' Haha, well we're three months into so I said must be carrying triplets now.
 
cawacko said:
Since we're on a roll here I told my wife 'I'm cawacko and my swimmers are strong so this is going to be a one-hitter quitter and you will be pregnant'. I texted her at work the next day and asked if she was showing. Of course with that type of hubris I fully expect it now to take at least a year.
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LOL That is very funny Cawacko.
 
cawacko said:
Ohhh deal lord... my brother-in-law has been saying we will too!

After she had her woman time of the month I was like 'how is that possible I already impregnated you?!' Haha, well we're three months into so I said must be carrying triplets now.
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maybe her eggs are just refusing due to inherent intellectual incompatibilities? Although she did marry you so that is one blow to my theory. Maybe all your swimmers are still drunk from your years of intoxication.
 
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