Obama Denies Role in Government

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WASHINGTON —President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has “played no role whatsoever” in the U.S. government over the past four years.


“Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am,” he said. “Quite frankly, I am glad that I have had no involvement in such an organization.”


The President’s outrage only increased, he said, when he “recently became aware of a part of that government called the Department of Justice.”


“The more I learn about the activities of these individuals, the more certain I am that I would not want to be associated with them,” he said. “They sound like bad news.”


Mr. Obama closed his address by indicating that beginning next week he would enforce what he called a “zero tolerance policy on governing.”


“If I find that any members of my Administration have had any intimate knowledge of, or involvement in, the workings of the United States government, they will be dealt with accordingly,” he said.

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WASHINGTON —President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has “played no role whatsoever” in the U.S. government over the past four years.


“Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am,” he said. “Quite frankly, I am glad that I have had no involvement in such an organization.”


The President’s outrage only increased, he said, when he “recently became aware of a part of that government called the Department of Justice.”


“The more I learn about the activities of these individuals, the more certain I am that I would not want to be associated with them,” he said. “They sound like bad news.”


Mr. Obama closed his address by indicating that beginning next week he would enforce what he called a “zero tolerance policy on governing.”


“If I find that any members of my Administration have had any intimate knowledge of, or involvement in, the workings of the United States government, they will be dealt with accordingly,” he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...s-role-in-government.html?mbid=social_retweet

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the people angry at the Government aren't angry at Obama. They are angry at the people who don't know a thing about America.
 
the people angry at the Government aren't angry at Obama. They are angry at the people who don't know a thing about America.


Well of course, Obama has nothing to do with running the government......he don't know anything about anything.

same as Hillary.
 
I wasn't familiar with this guy's work but looking at a few of his recent articles he seems pretty funny. Plus I respect a guy who can give it good to both sides which it seems he does.
 
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