Benghazi - The Nightmare Is Over!

maineman said:
trust me, my old friend...option one is not and never will be on the table... or under the table, for that matter. lol
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Well, our circumstances are a little different......I could get the Dude to wear blue dress, take his false teeth out, call him Monica a let him enjoy himself....then deny it like Billy did.....lmao
 
NOVA said:
Well, our circumstances are a little different......I could get the Dude to wear blue dress, take his false teeth out, call him Monica a let him enjoy himself....then deny it like Billy did.....lmao
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you COULD... but somehow, I can't see you going down that road. Given the constantly changing soft and gentle avatars of PiMP, he might be all girlie looking, but I still would not do that.

I do have a question... when Dude put on the dress and took out his false teeth and enjoyed HIMSELF by blowing YOU... how would that make YOU feel?
 
maineman said:
if, in the days before the internet, some guy kept following me from bar to bar and trying to buy me drinks even though he would state that he really had no interet in me, that would be a good indication that he was probably gay AND creepy.... today, when a grown man follows me from thread to thread clicking on every post I make and commenting in some way upon it, all the while proclaiming that he has no interest in me whatsoever, that seems sort of gay and creepy to not just me... I've had a few PM's from folks who asked if you had ever hit on me like this before. Trust me... it's creepy and it's gay... which, if you admit you are indeed both (creepy AND gay), I say keep on groaning big boy... it doesn't bother me a bit, but you should know right up front, maineman don't swing that way.
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Superfreak follows me around and answers all my posts. I am pretty sure he has his own teeth. What do you make of this?
 
maineman said:
I'm not trying to insult you by accusing you of being gay... I am accusing you of being gay because the way you act makes me believe that you ARE gay. Following someone around a message board and making a comment about every single one of their posts, is the actions of a creepy homo. That's what YOU do... ergo... I think you're a creepy homo.
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what a terrible thing to say about the Dude.......
 
NOVA said:
YOu got something against homos ?.......We'll sic howey on your ass if you do.
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Howey is extremely dangerous, he threatened to blow a child's brain out on another thread !!
Typical liberal.

Extremely dangerous to children.
 
maineman said:
oh... I think the novelty has already started to wear off...
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Ah well you could always fall back on the fanatical liberal totalitarian tactic of threatening the children of people who disagree with you!!
You liberals never tire if that!!
 
PostmodernProphet said:
why, did I miss one?.....
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I don't know... I quit keeping track. WHen I see that I have fifteen new notifications every time I log on here, I have grown accustomed to just assuming they are more groans from you. I don't even open up that link to make sure anymore. but, hey... if it helps you get off, go for it.
 
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