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Darla
It's that ole black magic. I know Bill Clinton is full of shit about some stuff - for instance, Simpson Bowles wtf? And I disagree with plenty of his centrist policies. But I willingly allow myself to fall under his spell because he is just so damn good. And there is no doubt he is one of the best political orators of my lifetime. I put Bill, Mario Cuomo, and Barack Obama as the best I have ever seen. I do believe that Bill is the single best guy ever at explaining wonky shit to regular people. Frankly I think he put an asskicking on both Romney and Ryan that I have high hopes they are not going to recover from. They are the two biggest liars I've ever seen, especially Ryan (yes, even moreso than Romney can you imagine?). We know all politicans lie, including ole Bill himself from time to time, but never have I seen the pathological lying that I see from Paul Ryan who is a very disturbed man. But he just got Bill Clinton's boot up his ass and I don't think that boy is man enough to come back from it.
One thing I don't understand is why Romney ever thought it was a good idea to start denigrating Obama by comparing him to Bill, whom all of a sudden Republicans just adore and admire as a champion of bipartisanship? Who else was in a coma during the 1990's cause I got some stuff to tell you...besides for the fact that Dylan doesn't end up with Brenda a lot of other shit happened too. I think these guys all spend too much time together smelling each other's bodily emissions and remarking on how fragrant they are. The media elite inside DC was all agog over the possibility that CLinton wanted Obama to lose and his speech was going to hurt him. It reminded me of back when I was a young political mind, having cast my first vote in the 1992 election (for Bill of course), and then a few years later the R's impeached him (that really happened, you'd never know it now I know) and Sam Donaldson actually yelled out a question to Bill "Hey Bill are you going to resign". And a few days earlier Donaldson predicted on some talking head show that Bill would resign by the end of the month. I thought he was talking out his ass, no way Bill Clinton was going to resign! And I remember Bill's face when Sam threw that question out - Bill was walking fast not answering questions, ignoring them actually, but when he heard that he turned to give Sam such a "did you hear that crazy fuck pftttt" look that I laughed. I couldn't believe a guy making the money DOnaldson was making couldn't read Bill clinton who was never, ever, going to quit, but I could.
These high paid asshats haven't gotten any better at reading Bill Clinton since then. And I haven't gotten any worse. He did exaclty what I expected him to do. And all of my differences with him still there...I loved every minute of it.
One thing I don't understand is why Romney ever thought it was a good idea to start denigrating Obama by comparing him to Bill, whom all of a sudden Republicans just adore and admire as a champion of bipartisanship? Who else was in a coma during the 1990's cause I got some stuff to tell you...besides for the fact that Dylan doesn't end up with Brenda a lot of other shit happened too. I think these guys all spend too much time together smelling each other's bodily emissions and remarking on how fragrant they are. The media elite inside DC was all agog over the possibility that CLinton wanted Obama to lose and his speech was going to hurt him. It reminded me of back when I was a young political mind, having cast my first vote in the 1992 election (for Bill of course), and then a few years later the R's impeached him (that really happened, you'd never know it now I know) and Sam Donaldson actually yelled out a question to Bill "Hey Bill are you going to resign". And a few days earlier Donaldson predicted on some talking head show that Bill would resign by the end of the month. I thought he was talking out his ass, no way Bill Clinton was going to resign! And I remember Bill's face when Sam threw that question out - Bill was walking fast not answering questions, ignoring them actually, but when he heard that he turned to give Sam such a "did you hear that crazy fuck pftttt" look that I laughed. I couldn't believe a guy making the money DOnaldson was making couldn't read Bill clinton who was never, ever, going to quit, but I could.
These high paid asshats haven't gotten any better at reading Bill Clinton since then. And I haven't gotten any worse. He did exaclty what I expected him to do. And all of my differences with him still there...I loved every minute of it.