OT: Being 40 sucks

[Canceled.2014.1]

What a beautiful family!

Thank you! I'm rather proud of all of them. Brains, wit, looks and a warped sense of humor all around.

 

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I really think Chris Hemsworth is proof positive that there is no God. I mean, okay, you're God right? And you get a look at Chris Hemsworth. What are you going to say? "Meh, I could do better"? No way! You are going to be like, Holy Shit all these years and I finally got it fucking right! So you throw away all your other male-making kits, and you work on nothing but Chris Hemsworth. Oh, and I agree we need variety and diversity, but you know, only to a point. No need to get carried away with it! We can have the gay Chris Hemsworth model. The black Chris Hemsworth (hmmm, okay now I can hardly breath), the Latino Chris Hemsworth, the blue collar Chris Hemsworth, the professor Chris Hemsworth (wow) etc etc. But your basic model has been found! Let's face it people.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Sorry, Cawacko, you will never be receiving that envite to the Youngin's Pwn. You're still cool, though.

26, And Still A Virgin Biotches!!

Oh, yeah, and don't forget, 90 is the NEW 80!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

I really think Chris Hemsworth is proof positive that there is no God. I mean, okay, you're God right? And you get a look at Chris Hemsworth. What are you going to say? "Meh, I could do better"? No way! You are going to be like, Holy Shit all these years and I finally got it fucking right! So you throw away all your other male-making kits, and you work on nothing but Chris Hemsworth. Oh, and I agree we need variety and diversity, but you know, only to a point. No need to get carried away with it! We can have the gay Chris Hemsworth model. The black Chris Hemsworth (hmmm, okay now I can hardly breath), the Latino Chris Hemsworth, the blue collar Chris Hemsworth, the professor Chris Hemsworth (wow) etc etc. But your basic model has been found! Let's face it people.

LOL! Not hard to see you are a fan, huh Darla? What about a ginger Chris Hemsworth, with pale skin and freckles?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I can still outrun most 20 year olds but I turned 40 back in Jan. The body is fine though I definitely need more rest, get sorer and take longer to recover. The psychological aspects have been harder for me. Every two or three years I look back and think, "What a dumbass, I was." I am getting sick of being reborn.

Yea same thing with my cycling. 40 was my last year as a licensed racer. That was when I noticed the physical decline. I can still go out and ride hard but my racing days are over.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You almost definitely don't have the body of a Greek God. Are you at least 6'1? If you're under 6/1 you do not have the body of a Greek God. I think you drink too much to have a six pack. If you don't have a six pack, you don't have the body of a Greek God. There are other criteria, but I'll cut to the chase. Actual Greek God:

GOD DAMNIT DARLA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST MY PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Since the asshole who made remarks about my delightful progeny is gone, why not.

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That pic is a couple of years old, but it shows my 3 original kids and the wonderful lil one I got as a bonus when I remarried.

Nice crew man.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I really think Chris Hemsworth is proof positive that there is no God. I mean, okay, you're God right? And you get a look at Chris Hemsworth. What are you going to say? "Meh, I could do better"? No way! You are going to be like, Holy Shit all these years and I finally got it fucking right! So you throw away all your other male-making kits, and you work on nothing but Chris Hemsworth. Oh, and I agree we need variety and diversity, but you know, only to a point. No need to get carried away with it! We can have the gay Chris Hemsworth model. The black Chris Hemsworth (hmmm, okay now I can hardly breath), the Latino Chris Hemsworth, the blue collar Chris Hemsworth, the professor Chris Hemsworth (wow) etc etc. But your basic model has been found! Let's face it people.

Moderator....We need a firte extinquisher here, please!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Anyone else on this board 40 years old? I woke up this morning and my body is giving me the big middle finger. Fvck, getting old sucks.

Don't bullshit yourself Wacko. You're not "getting" old. You "ARE" fucking old!

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

Nice crew man.

Thanks, Mott.

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

Moderator....We need a firte extinquisher here, please!!!

She does sound like she needs to be hosed down with cold water.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Since the asshole who made remarks about my delightful progeny is gone, why not.

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That pic is a couple of years old, but it shows my 3 original kids and the wonderful lil one I got as a bonus when I remarried.

Did you inherit the balding one with glasses?

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

Did you inherit the balding one with glasses?

Nah, he just hangs around whenever he gets a chance.

 

[christiefan915]

Since the asshole who made remarks about my delightful progeny is gone, why not.

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That pic is a couple of years old, but it shows my 3 original kids and the wonderful lil one I got as a bonus when I remarried.

What a handsome bunch! You hit the jackpot, WB.

 

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I just watched the Louis CK bit, that is good stuff.

 

[christiefan915]

I really think Chris Hemsworth is proof positive that there is no God. I mean, okay, you're God right? And you get a look at Chris Hemsworth. What are you going to say? "Meh, I could do better"? No way! You are going to be like, Holy Shit all these years and I finally got it fucking right! So you throw away all your other male-making kits, and you work on nothing but Chris Hemsworth. Oh, and I agree we need variety and diversity, but you know, only to a point. No need to get carried away with it! We can have the gay Chris Hemsworth model. The black Chris Hemsworth (hmmm, okay now I can hardly breath), the Latino Chris Hemsworth, the blue collar Chris Hemsworth, the professor Chris Hemsworth (wow) etc etc. But your basic model has been found! Let's face it people.

Chris Hemsworth wearing a tool belt. <swoon>



(My hero)

 

[cancel2 2022]

Nah, he just hangs around whenever he gets a chance.

What has happened to SM? You didn't finally meet under a bridge somewhere?

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

Chris Hemsworth wearing a tool belt. <swoon>

That'd be so hot. Imagine Chris Hemsworth, firefighter. I would totally be starting fires around by house. OH fire dept can you send someone over, I turned the wrong burner on again and set the plastic fruit on fire, sorry! I am such a scatterbrain!

 

[christiefan915]

That'd be so hot. Imagine Chris Hemsworth, firefighter. I would totally be starting fires around by house. OH fire dept can you send someone over, I turned the wrong burner on again and set the plastic fruit on fire, sorry! I am such a scatterbrain!

Lol, I totally agree.

 

[Airstrip One]

Since the asshole who made remarks about my delightful progeny is gone, why not.

That pic is a couple of years old, but it shows my 3 original kids and the wonderful lil one I got as a bonus when I remarried.

Lovely, thanks! Even with the douchebag gone, I always recommend these things be sent via PM, but it's your call. It's always nice to have the sister there, because it makes the brothers look less like nerds.