OT: Being 40 sucks

cawacko

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Anyone else on this board 40 years old? I woke up this morning and my body is giving me the big middle finger. Fvck, getting old sucks.


 
40? lol I turned 40 in 2000. The best advice I can give you is that you have to take better care of yourself now. The shit you used to do will take longer to get over. But life is actually better after 40.
 
Anyone else on this board 40 years old? I woke up this morning and my body is giving me the big middle finger. Fvck, getting old sucks.




Wait another decade and see what the Drs do. When I was in my 20s and 30s, they kept checking my dick, checking my balls, making me turn my head & cough ect ect. Now my dr could give a shit about the plumbing up front. Now they have a seriously unnatural interest in my ass. The Dr keeps wanting to schedule me for prostate exams, more camera work up in there. I keep wanting to ask him if he still has the video from the last time he ran a roto-rooter cam up "where no man has gone before", and just having him review that and pretend its not a rerun.
 
Wait another decade and see what the Drs do. When I was in my 20s and 30s, they kept checking my dick, checking my balls, making me turn my head & cough ect ect. Now my dr could give a shit about the plumbing up front. Now they have a seriously unnatural interest in my ass. The Dr keeps wanting to schedule me for prostate exams, more camera work up in there. I keep wanting to ask him if he still has the video from the last time he ran a roto-rooter cam up "where no man has gone before", and just having him review that and pretend its not a rerun.

Curiosity is planned to check out the rings round Uranus after it's finished on Mars.
 
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