Magic Mormon Underwear

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signalmankenneth

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[TD="align: left"] For the curious I have photos below of the undergarments for informationational purposes. This site does not sell the Mormon undergarments. [/TD]

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[TD="align: left"] Above is the evolution of the Mormon Temple Garment and below is the current final product which to my knowledge can only be purchased at the Smith Center in Salt Lake City, Utah. [/TD]

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[TD="align: left"] Above is the packaged items as they are sold by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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[TD="align: right"] Photos courtesy of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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[TD="class: style2, align: left"] Mormon underwear, you may ask what does this have to do with the Mountain Meadows Massacre? Well the underwear as far as I know is insignificant in reference to the massacre. However, I do receive numerous inquires daily regarding the secret Mormon undergarments. Most Mormons will not discuss or admit they wear the secret underwear, nor will they show you the underwear. [/TD]

[TD="align: left"] Few religions have such a thing as "Magic Underwear" and it is possible that this garment is proprietary to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. They will not sell this under garment knowingly to non-Saints, and Ebay now has a policy of not allowing the items to be sold online.
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[TD="align: left"] The video I have on this site regarding the garment is rather informational and humorous to non-Mormons however it should be noted that the video is on this site is only for informative purposes because on this site we certainly do not want to make light of any ones undergarments. The UK bloke that does the video talks to some rather interesting people (Mormon and non-Mormon) regarding the unusual under garments. [/TD]
 
I find it interesting how liberals are quick to bash Mormonism, while turning a blind eye to Islam. Liberals have already started a dozen threads bashing Mormonism, but I've never observed a lib criticize Islam on this site, not even once. Hell, people like Juan Williams get fired for even daring to criticize that caveman religion.
 
Why do you stoop to scurrlious religious bigotry, Ken?

Please, leave the hate to the righties.
 
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Why do you stoop to scurrlious religious bigotry, Ken?

Please, leave the hate to the righties.
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why, i think that telling it like it is should be encouraged

islam has its problems just like most religions and i have no desire to live in an islamic theocracy than in any other theocracy
 
Baalim said:
I find it interesting how liberals are quick to bash Mormonism, while turning a blind eye to Islam. Liberals have already started a dozen threads bashing Mormonism, but I've never observed a lib criticize Islam on this site, not even once. Hell, people like Juan Williams get fired for even daring to criticize that caveman religion.
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I don't know if you classify me as a liberal but I've railed about several abhorrent aspects amongst Muslim men, thighing being one of them!

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...e-rape-of-Afghani-boys...&p=738265#post738265
 
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Inquiring minds want to know?

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Why do you stoop to scurrlious religious bigotry, Ken?

Please, leave the hate to the righties.
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Bill Maher's Issues with Mormon Underwear

This week, on David Letterman, Bill Maher got ugly about Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and his Mormonism.

“Don’t get me started on Mitt Romney,” Maher sneered to Letterman. ”Because Mitt Romney will teach America what’s really in Mormonism.”

“Mitt likes to gloss over... ‘well, we’re just different types of Christians.’ No. No, I was raised Catholic,” Maher leaned in and raised an eyebrow, setting up for his big punchline: ”And there was no magic underwear.”

Big laughs from the crowd at CBS studios. Right on cue.

Magic underwear?

It’s no secret that highly observant LDS people wear sacred undergarments as an expression of religious commitment.

But magic underwear? Please.

There is a historic Mormon folk belief that garments offer a kind of protection to their wearers. But for the vast majority of Mormons, garments first and foremost represent the daily wearing of a covenant to lives of modesty, chastity, and faith.

The same way an orthodox Jew would wear a kippah (for men) or modest clothing (for women), or a Muslim woman would wear a headscarf, highly observant Mormons wear garments.

And, really, let’s be candid: there is a lot of strange underwear in this world. Fluorescent. Anatomy-binding. Bejeweled. Bezippered. Wired. I’ve seen women’s underwear so tiny it barely deserves the name, and men’s underwear shaped like an elephant with the trunk... well... you get what I’m saying.

Given the state of underwear in America, I find absolutely nothing strange or embarrassing about the white cotton or nylon shoulder-covering and knee-grazing undergarments observant Mormons wear. They’ve been a normal part of my family life for generations.

I do, however, find it strange, juvenile, threatening, and repulsive when grown men bully other people about their underwear on national television.

Maher has a long track record of aggressively anti-religious pedantry. He likes to ridicule people of faith. And it’s not the first time he has mocked and dehumanized the 7 million Mormons who live in the U.S.

Maher, Lawrence O’Donnell, and their ilk are the reason why so many Mormons are bracing for the ugly side of the Big Mo-Publican Primary 2012.

Just don’t expect me to sit quietly while people take pleasure in mocking the private lives and religious commitments of the people I love.

By Joanna Brooks

Are you a Mormon?
 
Don Quixote said:
why, i think that telling it like it is should be encouraged islam has its problems just like most religions and i have no desire to live in an islamic theocracy than in any other theocracy
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Spreading hate and fear is not "telling it like it is".

Leave the inflammatory BS to the conservatives.
 
Baalim said:
I find it interesting how liberals are quick to bash Mormonism, while turning a blind eye to Islam. Liberals have already started a dozen threads bashing Mormonism, but I've never observed a lib criticize Islam on this site, not even once. Hell, people like Juan Williams get fired for even daring to criticize that caveman religion.
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How many muslims are running for POTUS, hackmaster?
 
Another oddity about Mormonism:

* It is the only religion that considers the US Constitution to be Divinely Inspired.
 
Baalim said:
I find it interesting how liberals are quick to bash Mormonism, while turning a blind eye to Islam. Liberals have already started a dozen threads bashing Mormonism, but I've never observed a lib criticize Islam on this site, not even once. Hell, people like Juan Williams get fired for even daring to criticize that caveman religion.
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Oh please, I've seen all kinds of equal-opportunity religion bashing here. Catholics, fundamentalist Protestants, Jews etc. all have their detractors.

Unlike you, most liberals don't fall for the sweeping generalizations you promote about Islam.
 
I think it is stupid that people think that this religion is any more weird than another...

Catholics believe that people can be possessed by a Demon and perform Exorcisms.
Tibetan Buddhists believe the same but with different spirits. They also perform Exorcisms. (Tibetan Buddhism is difficult for me.. They believe all sorts of stuff Buddha never spoke about, but may have believed considering he grew up in the same paganistic society.)
I think food restrictions for "purity" are odd as well.

But heck, people who go through a specific ceremony in the Temple wear some different clothes and we're all going on about it like it is something odder than believing that if you eat bacon you are evil and God doesn't want you anymore or believing that bushes talk to people in God's voice...
 
christiefan915 said:
Oh please, I've seen all kinds of equal-opportunity religion bashing here. Catholics, fundamentalist Protestants, Jews etc. all have their detractors.

Unlike you, most liberals don't fall for the sweeping generalizations you promote about Islam.
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Like me, most conservatives don't fall for the left's portrayal of Islam as a peaceful religion.
 
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