Grim Reaper
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Tobytone, you’re doing that thing again where you write a novella about a woman who hasn’t spoken to you in months.Here she is posting pictures from her early years. I'm guessing the poor skank never got to try a real one. I'm betting she's responsible for a huge pile of dead batteries and dildo's that will never ever degrade. (making her an environmental criminal) After years of sexual frustration the dildo's kept getting bigger and more powerful until she turned her bathing suit area into a crime scene.
Oddly enough I just read about a conclusive scientific study recently published. 97% of all scientist agreed. That 'crime scene' likely festering in Fowl's bathing suit area? It's called Advanced Clostridium Vulvaris Rottingitis. Beware to all you younger libtard women, don't follow in Fowl's footsteps. My suggestion? Go find a man that will protect you and provide for you while you raise all the children you have, love that man and your children, and stay clear from 'rubber lovers.' Go get the real thing. Not to mention it's good for the planet.
Sidenote: Women will not have a penis, so you'll need to stick to men if you don't want to become a jealous, bitter, hate filled, loser like Fowl. The last thing you want is Advanced Clostridium Vulvaris Rottingitis when you get to her age.
P.S. Even if Fowl tells you she's had a man or has a man, she doesn't. That would be a male, not a man, big difference.
The pattern is pretty simple..
Owl ignores you.
You pretend you’re above it.
You spiral into a monologue that reads like a rejected CDC pamphlet.
You’re not attacking her. You’re documenting how much the silence bothers you.
At this point, the only study here is the ongoing case report on what happens when a grown man can’t cope with an ignore list.