Staws Continue to Fall

[PostmodernProphet]

I have a pack of metal straws from Yeti and they are awesome. I don’t know what banning plastic straws is really going to do on it’s own but there are some cool alternatives to them.

hi Nora.......how do you clean a metal straw?......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I suppose restaurants could start offering red vines as straw alternatives.

/brillig!.....edible straws.......we need to crowd fund this soonest.......

too late....
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1530128773/lolistraw-by-loliware

 

[Irish Exit]

And Santa Barbara and Seattle hospital and nursing home staffs suddenly have to clean up a lot more patients....

 

[Legion]

I'm very tempted to litter straws all over Seattle now.

That's illegal. Try used hypodermic syringes.

 

[Legion]

Back in the early 60s, I was going to the Beach with a friend. He threw his cigarette butt out the window and within 60 seconds the Police were pulling us over. They made my friend go back and pick up the cigarette butt, then gave him a $25 Ticket for Littering.

Cool story, bro.

 

[Legion]

hi Nora.......how do you clean a metal straw?......

With chemicals that end up polluting the ocean?

 

[Legion]

Straws are for suckers.

 

[Legion]

Hollywood will probably come up with TV show. The vice squads will be wearing hidden cameras while they try to entrap people soliciting waiters for plastic straws. And there will be plastic straw pimps on the corners waiting for their cut.

I heard that most of the plastic litter in the oceans came from a few rivers in Asia and Africa, Ms. Stretch.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4970214/95-plastic-oceans-comes-just-TEN-rivers.html

 

[Minister of Truth]

That's illegal. Try used hypodermic syringes.

We do love our needles!

 

[Legion]

I am buying $1 soda specials at WaWa and hoarding straws. They'll never take me alive

You have WaWas in Florida?

You need one of these before liberals ban them:

 

[Legion]

We do love our needles!

The Seattle DEMOCRATS give them away 'free' (which means you pay for them), am I right?

 

[Micawber]

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment/



Are there any leftists on JPP that want to explain this nonsense in terms that sane and rational people can understand?

I understand it, but I'm not a leftist, so I can't help you.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I am buying $1 soda specials at WaWa and hoarding straws. They'll never take me alive

Seriously? I haven't used a straw since I was, like, six years old. Drink like a man!

 

[MAGA MAN]

I understand it, but I'm not a leftist, so I can't help you.

 

[Darth Omar]

I’m sure he’s not a socialist either lol.

 

[Legion]

I understand it, but I'm not a leftist, so I can't help you.

So you say.

You also say you're an admiral, though.

As an esteemed member of the maritime community with years of experience commanding RORo, battleships and an admiral in the coast guard, I think this thread is silly.

BTW, leftists can't help anyone.

 

[Legion]

I’m sure he’s not a socialist either lol.

But he claims to be an admiral, lol.

 

[Norah]

hi Nora.......how do you clean a metal straw?......

I usually just rinse it out with hot water but I know you can use things like pipe cleaners too.

 

[RB 60]

Seriously? I haven't used a straw since I was, like, six years old. Drink like a man!

You must not have a mustache, milkshakes are a bitch without a straw. Otherwise, I don't use straws either.

 

[MAGA MAN]

You must not have a mustache, milkshakes are a bitch without a straw. Otherwise, I don't use straws either.

I had one in college and never had a problem with milkshakes, breasts or lips...