Bend over, darlin'. Here's comes my purple one-eyed Christian!
It's a thick veiner, so you'll be certain to like it, dear.
<MEME OF PURPLE DICK GOING INTO MOON'S ASS DELETED BY REQUEST>
Does fantasizing about my purple dick make you wet, Ms. Moon? Would you like a picture sent in PM?
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