US Passports to Get First Redesign in 5 Years, Will Feature Trump's Face: What to Know


Great, a redesigned passport for Americans. At this rate other countries are going to look at it and say, Yeah… you can keep that. Try again with a less cursed edition.
Well, I'm never leaving the country if I have to carry that cheeto-dusted turds portrait. Luckily, I got a passport card earlier on, so I can enter Canada if I need to.
 
Only problematic in Russia and North Korea.
In N. Korea showing them a US passport at all is an issue. Hell, wearing your favorite pair of Levis will get you tossed in a prison camp there. With Russia just have one or two of these in your luggage and you're good to go...

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In N. Korea showing them a US passport at all is an issue. Hell, wearing your favorite pair of Levis will get you tossed in a prison camp there. With Russia just have one or two of these in your luggage and you're good to go...

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I was only joking. I was just naming the countries that are said to ‘like’ him. North Korea as a travel destination? Hard pass.
 
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