Former FBI Director James Comey is a ...wait for it....wait for it...a SWIFTIE

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Former FBI Director James Comey confesses he's a 'Swiftie' in new anti-Trump video message :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Former FBI Director James Comey confessed in a strange video Sunday that Taylor Swift has been his family’s soundtrack — and a source of life advice on handling bullies.


He also took swipes at President Donald Trump while bragging about a family "Swiftie" group chat and talking about how he blasts "Tay Tay" while mowing the lawn.

Comey opened by accusing Trump of humiliating America alongside Vladimir Putin, calling it "a bad dream you can’t wake up from."

Comey said he’s been to two Swift concerts and even helped relatives afford tickets.

MAURENE COMEY, PROSECUTOR IN 'DIDDY,' EPSTEIN, MAXWELL CASES, DAUGHTER OF EX FBI HEAD, FIRED FROM DOJ

Taylor Swift and former FBI Director James Comey

Former FBI Director James Comey opened up in a video on Aug. 17, 2025, about being a "Swiftie," while also taking digs at President Donald Trump, adding that he used the pop star's lyrics to learn how to deal with bullies. (Getty ; James Comey on Substack)

"I’m in a family’s Switie group chat. I know all her music and I listen to it in my headphones when I cut the grass," Comey said.

His favorites? The 10-minute "All Too Well" and "Exile" with Bon Iver.

"Taylor Swift has grown up with my family and provided us a soundtrack, really, as we've grown ourselves and learned and adapted and dealt with adversity and celebration," he said, adding that millions of families likely feel the same.

Comey explained that at every stage of Swift’s career, she has shown a way that resonated with kids, which also felt right to him as a parent, and she has continued to do that even as an adult artist.


FBI DIRECTOR PATEL SAYS HE'S HAD TO DIVERT RESOURCES TO INVESTIGATE 'COPYCATS' OF COMEY '86 47' POST

James Comey in 2017

American lawyer and former FBI Director James Comey confessed on social media on Aug. 17, 2025, that he is a "Swiftie." (Mark Reinstein/Corbis via Getty Images)
Comey said Swift’s example helps him resist "bullies" without becoming like them. He contrasted that with satirical posts mocking Trump, which he called funny but also troubling.

"But I gotta be honest, it also leaves me with a strange feeling at times, because I don't want us to become like Trump and his followers," he continued. "There are far more decent, honest, kind people in America than there are mean jerks. And don't get me wrong, we have our jerks, millions of them."

He accused the GOP of "stunning coarseness," while saying it’s a minority view in America.....
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:rofl2: The fact that Comey is a Swiftie is reason 5,313 of the good reasons that Trump fired him. Here is a Switie song for Comey.

 
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The last time I saw Comey talk, he showed signs of mental problems. He was OK, but flashes of mental discord showed. I read he is having Alzheimer's issues. In that sense, he is like Trump.
 
The last time I saw Comey talk, he showed signs of mental problems. He was OK, but flashes of mental discord showed. I read he is having Alzheimer's issues. In that sense, he is like Trump.
I doubt he has Alzheimer's but I don't think he 100% mentally stable.
 
this is hilariously transparent

everyone hates him. the left still blame him for not carrying Liary Rotten to the finish line

the right knows he is a piece of crap

in the online space, he is absolutely trashed every time he tried to do anything. Time to recruit the loyal swifties.
 
this is hilariously transparent

everyone hates him. the left still blame him for not carrying Liary Rotten to the finish line

the right knows he is a piece of crap

in the online space, he is absolutely trashed every time he tried to do anything. Time to recruit the loyal swifties.
Stop making me agree with you.
 

Former FBI Director James Comey confesses he's a 'Swiftie' in new anti-Trump video message :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Former FBI Director James Comey confessed in a strange video Sunday that Taylor Swift has been his family’s soundtrack — and a source of life advice on handling bullies.


He also took swipes at President Donald Trump while bragging about a family "Swiftie" group chat and talking about how he blasts "Tay Tay" while mowing the lawn.

Comey opened by accusing Trump of humiliating America alongside Vladimir Putin, calling it "a bad dream you can’t wake up from."

Comey said he’s been to two Swift concerts and even helped relatives afford tickets.

MAURENE COMEY, PROSECUTOR IN 'DIDDY,' EPSTEIN, MAXWELL CASES, DAUGHTER OF EX FBI HEAD, FIRED FROM DOJ

Taylor Swift and former FBI Director James Comey

Former FBI Director James Comey opened up in a video on Aug. 17, 2025, about being a "Swiftie," while also taking digs at President Donald Trump, adding that he used the pop star's lyrics to learn how to deal with bullies. (Getty ; James Comey on Substack)

"I’m in a family’s Switie group chat. I know all her music and I listen to it in my headphones when I cut the grass," Comey said.

His favorites? The 10-minute "All Too Well" and "Exile" with Bon Iver.

"Taylor Swift has grown up with my family and provided us a soundtrack, really, as we've grown ourselves and learned and adapted and dealt with adversity and celebration," he said, adding that millions of families likely feel the same.

Comey explained that at every stage of Swift’s career, she has shown a way that resonated with kids, which also felt right to him as a parent, and she has continued to do that even as an adult artist.


FBI DIRECTOR PATEL SAYS HE'S HAD TO DIVERT RESOURCES TO INVESTIGATE 'COPYCATS' OF COMEY '86 47' POST

James Comey in 2017

American lawyer and former FBI Director James Comey confessed on social media on Aug. 17, 2025, that he is a "Swiftie." (Mark Reinstein/Corbis via Getty Images)
Comey said Swift’s example helps him resist "bullies" without becoming like them. He contrasted that with satirical posts mocking Trump, which he called funny but also troubling.

"But I gotta be honest, it also leaves me with a strange feeling at times, because I don't want us to become like Trump and his followers," he continued. "There are far more decent, honest, kind people in America than there are mean jerks. And don't get me wrong, we have our jerks, millions of them."

He accused the GOP of "stunning coarseness," while saying it’s a minority view in America.....
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:rofl2: The fact that Comey is a Swiftie is reason 5,313 of the good reasons that Trump fired him. Here is a Switie song for Comey.

simp.
 
This is easily the lamest fake name for Hillary I've seen. The Right spends so much time coming up with "nicknames" but too many of the MAGAts are simply too stupid to come up with good ones.

Do better.
trigged by Liary Rotten

but magat is so fucking brilliant

enjoy losing some more as you embrace California idiots and their toxic bullshit
 
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