Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I am now a Staff Sergeant, and just got my new stripes punched on this morning.

I know.....somehow this scene comes to mind, don't it?SSgt Threedee. Gawd help us all.
Yup. Lawful orders, beotches!!![]()
Does this make you offically part of the SS??![]()
I actually considered how the SSgt abbreviation would look to outsiders. At least it isn't SS Sgt.![]()
You got a bruise from having that new set of stripes tacked on?
Yep, big bruises.
I blurted out the "proud to be the AF's latest staff infection" line to the whole ops floor, and most people laughed. One guy congradulated me for memorizing the Airman's Creed and presenting it well. He said "that was the best rendition of it I've ever hear around here, so it makes up for your stupid joke." Actually, a lot of people congradulated me for that.