MSNBC rebrands itself--hilarious!

LurchAddams said:
Yeah - they (Colbert and Kimmel) are so much more rich, happy and successful than you'll ever be. Gee, if Colbert's show gets canceled I wonder if he'll be ok with the 10's of millions he's earned over his career.
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Wait...did you just call them successful? What's wrong with you? You know damn well they are just greedy. No one needs ten million dollars! Ooops!
 
Lurch is trying to claim the title once held by Mr. Tiny Penis (before he castrated himself) as the most arrogant alt leftie on JPP. That, my friends, is one hell of a hill to climb. I wish him well, as every village needs one.
 
Matt Dillon said:
Not unless a real threat to me and mine.
I almost did that once and God had a different plan. But for the Grace of God go I.
That's in addition to about 13 things before then. Cats got nothing on me.
That's how it is with me. I may cuss and be me, but that's real.
I know how how it's going to go. I owe big. Whatever he wants, because really I coulda died about 14X by now.
I actually have have drawn down on a dude's chest with a pistol and pulled the trigger while he was trying to break into my back door, and it went "click". I knew the next one would hit, but I yelled anyway. Then started running to the front, where I shot the motherfuckers' right front quarter panel
and low center of the back of their car as they were a-skedaddling. There were 4 of them trying to break into my house.
:|
I think it was God's grace I didn't kill that boy.
But if I ever see him, I'll be whooping his ass without saying a word at all. I'll beat his ass 1st and talk shit later.
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There you go again. 🙄
 
Lionfish said:
Have you declared yourself to be the arbiter of reputations?

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