Jail would likely kill Trump…

[Trumpet]

Trump is 77, wears diapers and a girdle, wraps 3 strands of hair around his head 100 times and has to be spray painted to appear in public. He could not survive three weeks.

Not if Trump defects to Russia

 

[Earl]

You've given me a humorous image, Earl.
I can just picture the reaction you'd get walking into the pool hall that I frequented as a kid.
The word "impalement" comes to mind immediately!!!

So, your world-view was shaped by the low life’s at the pool hall.

Your vocabulary reflects this early influence.

Did you shine shoes at the pool hall?

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Not if Trump defects to Russia

I believe that he had to surrender his passport.
That's pretty common for those indicted and awaiting trial for multiple felonies.

I, on the other hand, would be content to see the pigfucker go as far away as possible.

 

[Earl]

I believe that he had to surrender his passport.
That's pretty common for those indicted and awaiting trial for multiple felonies.

I, on the other hand, would be content to see the pigfucker go as far away as possible.

You are wrong, as usual, dummy.

As in the Miami case, the government did not request bail and did not place restrictions on his travel as a condition of his release. He was not asked to surrender his passport. Mr. Trump agreed to not discuss the case with anyone he knows to be a witness, except through counsel or in the presence of counsel.

Raised in a barn, dummy?

And the pool hall.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I believe that he had to surrender his passport.
That's pretty common for those indicted and awaiting trial for multiple felonies.

I, on the other hand, would be content to see the pigfucker go as far away as possible.

Trump's passport into Russia would be a boxful of classified material. Putin would just give Donnie a Russian passport.

 

[Mr.Badguy]

Bring back chain gangs, let tiny hands know what a real days work feels like.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

So, your world-view was shaped by the low life’s at the pool hall.

Your vocabulary reflects this early influence.

Did you shine shoes at the pool hall?

Nice, straightforward question, Earl.
No.

Your vocabulary reflects your unfortunate incarceration in Nashville.
We're all somewhat shaped by our environment, I suppose.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Trump's passport into Russia would be a boxful of classified material. Putin would just give Donnie a Russian passport.

Good point.

 

[Earl]

Nice, straightforward question, Earl.
No.

Your vocabulary reflects your unfortunate incarceration in Nashville.
We're all somewhat shaped by our environment, I suppose.

Your vocabulary reflects a wayward childhood at the pool hall.

You didn’t learn much on your knees picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot.

Did you ever meet Minnesota Fats or get any of his butts?

 

[Trumpet]

I believe that he had to surrender his passport.
That's pretty common for those indicted and awaiting trial for multiple felonies.

I, on the other hand, would be content to see the pigfucker go as far away as possible.

Putin certainly can have him.

 

[Earl]

Putin certainly can have him.

That was ugly, Trumper.

Take it back.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Your vocabulary reflects a wayward childhood at the pool hall.

You didn’t learn much on your knees picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot.

Did you ever meet Minnesota Fats or get any of his butts?

Downtown urban billiard parlors,
which occasionally do have an actual billiard table or two to go along with all of the pool tables,
don't usually have parking lots.

Camels were $2.40 for a carton--and thanks for asking, Earl, but
I could afford them.

As I boxed as an amateur in high school and a professional in college,
I could only have a couple each day anyway.

It wasn't a regular thing like the methamphetamines at Vandy.

 

[Trumpet]

That was ugly, Trumper.

Take it back.

Earl, Trump can sleep in the bed that he created for himself.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Your vocabulary reflects a wayward childhood at the pool hall.

You didn’t learn much on your knees picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot.

Did you ever meet Minnesota Fats or get any of his butts?

Be prepared for Arbie to stalk you for months, oath-breaker, and challenge you to a pool hall brawl.

Gonna be too hot out to go shooting. I'll catch a nap, then go shoot pool tonight.

 

[Earl]

Downtown urban billiard parlors,
which occasionally do have an actual billiard table or two to go along with all of the pool tables,
don't usually have parking lots.

Camels were $2.40 for a carton--and thanks for asking, Earl, but
I could afford them.

As I boxed as an amateur in high school and a professional in college,
I could only have a couple each day anyway.

It wasn't a regular thing like the methamphetamines at Vandy.

Ahh…the boxing explains everything, embolisms in the brain from too many blows to the head.

No, I never saw meth at Vandy or Mary Jane. True story.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

That was ugly, Trumper.

Take it back.

You're the Trumper, dumbass...and also ugly.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

No, I never saw meth at Vandy or Mary Jane. True story.

You never mentioned that you were blind, Earl.
You're doing great with the braille keyboard, however.
Hang in there.

 

[Earl]

Earl, Trump can sleep in the bed that he created for himself.

He has had almost 80 years of a life of luxury and privilege, Trumper.

He won’t be imprisoned as the cases against him are weak…per Professor Turley.

 

[Into Тhe Night]

You can't put a president in jail, it would be a national security risk.

He would be in a specially confined area for the rest of his life.

 

[Into Тhe Night]

He has had almost 80 years of a life of luxury and privilege, Trumper.

He won’t be imprisoned as the cases against him are weak…per Professor Turley.

Insurrection and treason are not weak accusations, fascist.