Mom sez alcohol is your enemy

[AProudLefty]

 

[Stone]

If Im being honest I must say that pretty much all of the worst things I have ever done were when I was heavily under the influence of alcohol.

 

[AProudLefty]

If Im being honest I must say that pretty much all of the worst things I have ever done were when I was heavily under the influence of alcohol.

Jesus was under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Stone]

Jesus was under the influence of alcohol.

Nothing to do with what I posted. Plus I said when I was HEAVILY under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Stone]

Actually,....if you take away the bad things I have done while drunk Im pretty much a complete prince of a man!

 

[AProudLefty]

Nothing to do with what I posted. Plus I said when I was HEAVILY under the influence of alcohol.

Jesus partied hard.

 

[anonymoose]

Jesus partied hard.

Link?

 

[Stone]

Jesus partied hard.

You must be reading a much different Bible then the one I have!

 

[AProudLefty]

Link?

Jesus' wedding.

 

[anonymoose]

Jesus' wedding.

I thought he was gay. Gay marriage wasn’t allowed back then.

 

[AProudLefty]

You must be reading a much different Bible then the one I have!

You're reading the Canon.

 

[AProudLefty]

I thought he was gay. Gay marriage wasn’t allowed back then.

He might have been bisexual. He loved everyone.

 

[anonymoose]

He might have been bisexual. He loved everyone.

Yes, but he never wed.

 

[AProudLefty]

Yes, but he never wed.

Yes he has. He had a wife and children.

 

[anonymoose]

Yes he has. He had a wife and children.

So basically 1/4 of his kids’ DNA was God’s. The other 3/4 was human.

 

[AProudLefty]

So basically 1/4 of the grandkid’s DNA was God’s. The other 3/4 was human.
L

We have 100% of Adam's DNA.

 

[Celticguy]

yes clearly the OP loves alcohol a little too much.

 

[AProudLefty]

yes clearly the OP loves alcohol a little too much.

So did Jesus.

 

[Stone]

So did Jesus.

bullshit.

 

[AProudLefty]

bullshit.

Jesus turned water into wine. He always talked about wine.