What is with all these Republicans getting plastic surgery?

[Walt]

Politics is supposed to be show business for ugly people, but somehow Republicans did not get the memo... Or they did, and they are doing weird things with it. They keep getting plastic surgery, but the worst plastic surgery. Loomer, trump's girlfriend, looks like she has permanent clown face. trump's cosmetic things have done him no favors.

But everyone's least favorite child molester takes the cake. Gaetz thinks the right plastic surgery will get teenage girls to sleep with him, but it just makes him look weirder and weirder.

Below is what he looks like now. I swear, that is really Gaetz, even though I would not have recognized him.

 

[Tobytone]

Politics is supposed to be show business for ugly people, but somehow Republicans did not get the memo... Or they did, and they are doing weird things with it. They keep getting plastic surgery, but the worst plastic surgery. Loomer, trump's girlfriend, looks like she has permanent clown face. trump's cosmetic things have done him no favors.

But everyone's least favorite child molester takes the cake. Gaetz thinks the right plastic surgery will get teenage girls to sleep with him, but it just makes him look weirder and weirder.

Below is what he looks like now. I swear, that is really Gaetz, even though I would not have recognized him.

You delivered with this one, I needed a good laugh, so for that I thank you.

 

[martin]

Politics is supposed to be show business for ugly people, but somehow Republicans did not get the memo... Or they did, and they are doing weird things with it. They keep getting plastic surgery, but the worst plastic surgery. Loomer, trump's girlfriend, looks like she has permanent clown face. trump's cosmetic things have done him no favors.

But everyone's least favorite child molester takes the cake. Gaetz thinks the right plastic surgery will get teenage girls to sleep with him, but it just makes him look weirder and weirder.

Below is what he looks like now. I swear, that is really Gaetz, even though I would not have recognized him.Instead of coming to terms with himself and forging a better path he can fix himself by becoming prettier.

Instead of coming to terms with himself and forging a better path the fool has decided he can fix things by becoming prettier.