Weiner

[USFREEDOM911]

While driving back home, this morning, I heard that Weiner is "supposedly" resigning.

This of course brought up several possible HEADLINES that couild be used.

1. Weiner goes limp in defense
2. Weiner makes a hard decision.
3. Weiner's becomes a limp noodle.
4. Weiner apologizes for being such a dick.
5. Weiner pulls out
6. Weiner hangs his head in shame
7. Weiner looks for sympathy, FUCK.
8. Weiner looks for a hole he can crawl into.
9. Weiner pussy's out.

Please feel free to enter your own.

 

[signalmankenneth]

Stick a Fork in Him...

Weiner Doll

Sexting scandal inspires Anthony Weiner doll
NEW YORK, New York - An online action figure company has jumped on the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal bandwagon with a doll of the New York congressman in two versions: censored and uncensored.

HeroBuilders.com of Oxford, Conn., is offering the "standard" doll for $39.95 and the anatomically correct "for adults only" version for an extra $10.

http://www.herobuilders.com/Herobuilders-com/Herobuilders-comWeinerActionFigure.htm

Both are dressed in a gym shirt and shorts with a label that reads "Tweet This." You can see the dolls here on the company's website.

Weiner has acknowledged exchanging messages and photos that ranged from sexually suggestive to explicit with several women online.

Congress on Monday approved a two-week leave of absence for Weiner while he seeks treatment.

The action figure company also makes a plastic Sarah Palin, Barack and Michelle Obama and other talk-of-the-town figures.

Obama on Monday said he's resign if he were in Weiner's shoes.


(Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

 

[NOVA]

While driving back home, this morning, I heard that Weiner is "supposedly" resigning.

This of course brought up several possible HEADLINES that couild be used.

1. Weiner goes limp in defense
2. Weiner makes a hard decision.
3. Weiner's becomes a limp noodle.
4. Weiner apologizes for being such a dick.
5. Weiner pulls out
6. Weiner hangs his head in shame
7. Weiner looks for sympathy, FUCK.
8. Weiner looks for a hole he can crawl into.
9. Weiner pussy's out.

Please feel free to enter your own.

How about....Signalmankenneith would love to suck Tony's Weiner.....if (V) would get out of the way....

 

[Liberty]

I know this must be "HARD" on Weiner and all.

It's sad to think with all the pro gay support in the past, and the open minded dedication Weiners had up to this point with porn stars, and gays etc.,,,

that, I guess the reality is, "he couldn't just stick it out long enough".

It really looks like he was rejected in the end.

Just a little prick.

 

[Canceled2]

Weiner's resigns in a premature evacuation of office

 

[apple0154]

Mr. Weiner:

After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group. . As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance.

To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than your former Congressional salary....

Sincerely,
Larry C. Flynt
(Hustler magazine)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-flynt/anthony-weiner-resigning-_b_878667.html

Intensity and perseverance. It's all in the head.