We should ban life jackets

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Unk

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Why don't you just teach the kid to swim? He's got his Crocodile deterrent in his hand... That's all he needs (and this remote control).
 
Unk said:
Accidents still happen. He should stay out of the water.
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We should assume that everybody will try drowning and make it mandatory for schools to hand out life jackets and maps to the nearest bodies of water with bus passes. Teaching them to avoid the water without proper courses in swimming and boating could never be a possibility because it is a basic instinct to love to drown and no matter how much we give warnings it is so enjoyable that every kid will try it regardless. We should just realize that and give up, giving them free floaties so they can drown properly without catching death or some other Dihydrogen Monoxide related illness....
 
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Unk said:
Accidents still happen. He should stay out of the water.
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Lift jackets are a little like condoms.........use them for safety sake......if you want to take risks.

Just don't fuckin' ask others to buy them for you, fool.

The same goes for parachutes and motorcycle helmets.....or knee pads for Rana, Darla and Unk
 
bravo said:
Lift jackets are a little like condoms.........use them for safety sake......if you want to take risks.

Just don't fuckin' ask others to buy them for you, fool.

The same goes for parachutes and motorcycle helmets.....or knee pads for Rana, Darla and Unk
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Still no smart ass remarks from the dufus women.....what gives....
 
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