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Jarod

Jarod

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I saw the best joke today....

Last nights Foxnews headline:

"Black man in Washington, D.C. admits to the murder of a tall bearded Islamic man!"
 
Trump's major accomplishment... Obama's Birth Certificate...

Obama's .... Osama's Death Certificate!
 
At the White House Correspondens' Dinner on Saturday night, Obama cracked this joke at Trump:

But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example -- no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice -- (laughter) -- at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil' Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (Laughter and applause.) Well handled, sir. (Laughter.) Well handled.
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Hours previously he issued the kill order on OBL, but only a handful of people knew it.
 
NigelTufnel said:
At the White House Correspondens' Dinner on Saturday night, Obama cracked this joke at Trump:

But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example -- no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice -- (laughter) -- at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil' Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (Laughter and applause.) Well handled, sir. (Laughter.) Well handled.



Hours previously he issued the kill order on OBL, but only a handful of people knew it.
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Busey didn't hold his dismissal against Duh Donald, because he joined the Trumptards a few days later. Maybe he didn't remember getting fired?



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I actually had one along the same lines as Jarod's second joke. In the span of five days, we have resolved both the Certificate of Birth and the Certificate of Death!

I appreciate the spirit of the OP, but I find the use of the term "murder" to kind of ruin the joke. Either way, I like this one - Obama: 1 Osama: 0
 
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