Virginia executes first woman in nearly 100 years

While I do agree with the death penalty and believe that the government has a right and an obligation to carry it out, I could never cheer an execution. It is always a sad occasion to me.
 
leaningright said:
While I do agree with the death penalty and believe that the government has a right and an obligation to carry it out, I could never cheer an execution. It is always a sad occasion to me.
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She prostituted herself to two men, cajoling them to killing her husband and son to collect a $250,000 life insurance policy that was provided to her son because he joined the military. One of the co-conspirators has committed suicide and the other is spending his life in prison.

Her permanent removal from the gene pool is truly a cause to celebrate.
 
Damn Yankee said:
She prostituted herself to two men, cajoling them to killing her husband and son to collect a $250,000 life insurance policy that was provided to her son because he joined the military. One of the co-conspirators has committed suicide and the other is spending his life in prison.

Her permanent removal from the gene pool is truly a cause to celebrate.
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:cheer: :clap:
 
I know there was some doubt about the mental state of this woman.

I hope the next one to be offed is going to be genuinely mentally handicapped. Or a child.
 
Now it's time to make fun of SM's religion:


An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, 'Save the children!'

The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'

The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
 
charver said:
I know there was some doubt about the mental state of this woman.

I hope the next one to be offed is going to be genuinely mentally handicapped. Or a child.
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That was part of her pitiful defense. It always is. They start by claiming innocence, then their childhood sucked, then they're insane or retarded. The jury didn't buy any of it. :)
 
MakeMeASandwichBitch said:
Now it's time to make fun of SM's religion:


An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, 'Save the children!'

The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'

The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
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Watermark, while I did laugh at the joke, it's far from reality. We all know that the priest wouldn't say a damn thing because he'd already be boffing the kids the moment he laid eyes on them.
 
Damn Yankee said:
That was part of her pitiful defense. It always is. They start by claiming innocence, then their childhood sucked, then they're insane or retarded. The jury didn't buy any of it. :)
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Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years of age. :)
 
Why did the priest cross the road?

Because he'd been moved from the school on this side of the road for raping kids, been told to stay quiet and given a job in a nearby school in the next street.

Mmm..maybe the punchline needs some work.
 
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."

"Adultery, eh?" the janitor said. "You sly devil. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks."

"Thank you, Father."

Another person came into the booth. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."

"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks.""Thank you, Father." This was easy, the janitor thought. Another person came into the booth.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of oral sex.""Oral sex, huh?" He looked at the list, but didn't see oral sex there. So, he excused himself to look for help. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church.

"Excuse me," the janitor said. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex?"

"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."
 
This pedophile priest doesn't get caught for 50 years, finally he dies and goes to heaven before st. peter who has the book of life in front of him and says to the priest , " What the heck are you doing here? You should be in hell! You molested little boys for 50 years and never got punished for it".

The priest replies, "I'm here to see Sweet Baby Jesus"
 
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