Earl Buttz
Amerikan
YOu know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I could just shove Rosie O'Donnell through a wood chiper?
It's these liberal weenies who want government run health care.
What in Sam Hill are they thinking. Have the government run health care?? I mean seriously folks. Have these liberal nit wits ever been to the BMV? Oh I could see it now tryin to check into the mergency room. I can see the fat lady at the desk goin Next! Sir, your number wasn't called, please go sit back down until we come back from lunch and try not be bleed all over the credeenza.
Then they'd got these so called Death Panels. Now these pinheaded librals might be onta sumthin here. Can you imagine bein told you gots terminal cancer and you hafta go in fronts of the government death panel? Well hell, if they run that panel like they do death row ya'll have 12 to 15 years afore yer permitted to die! Now that's what I call progress. A regular medical miracle!
Then they's gonna start to ration health care just like they did car tires durin the war. Can ye magine that? Rationin health care? I can see it now. "Sir, bout yer heart transplant. Human hearts are in high demand and have to be rationed so it looks like we'll have to replace yours with a ducks liver."
Knowin the government they'd hire the same gal at the unemployment office to do the rationing. "Hmm, lets see, yur blood pressure is 328 over 170, yur head is swole up like a melon and yur left leg just dropped off...yup...you look fine to me. Oh yea, you have job interview at Burger King tomorow morning at 9. Don't be late."
And can you magine the paper work? I can see it now. "Sir, you'll need to fill out your Federal A45Z Material Request form. Make sure you cross out transimisson and write in kidney!"
WAKE UP AMERIKA!
Universal Health Care is a scam! It will only be an excuse to raise yer taxes and make ya stand in line at some government office.
Besides, we all ready have a Universal Health Care System in my parts. It's called Formaldyhide!
Buttz Out!
It's these liberal weenies who want government run health care.
What in Sam Hill are they thinking. Have the government run health care?? I mean seriously folks. Have these liberal nit wits ever been to the BMV? Oh I could see it now tryin to check into the mergency room. I can see the fat lady at the desk goin Next! Sir, your number wasn't called, please go sit back down until we come back from lunch and try not be bleed all over the credeenza.
Then they'd got these so called Death Panels. Now these pinheaded librals might be onta sumthin here. Can you imagine bein told you gots terminal cancer and you hafta go in fronts of the government death panel? Well hell, if they run that panel like they do death row ya'll have 12 to 15 years afore yer permitted to die! Now that's what I call progress. A regular medical miracle!
Then they's gonna start to ration health care just like they did car tires durin the war. Can ye magine that? Rationin health care? I can see it now. "Sir, bout yer heart transplant. Human hearts are in high demand and have to be rationed so it looks like we'll have to replace yours with a ducks liver."
Knowin the government they'd hire the same gal at the unemployment office to do the rationing. "Hmm, lets see, yur blood pressure is 328 over 170, yur head is swole up like a melon and yur left leg just dropped off...yup...you look fine to me. Oh yea, you have job interview at Burger King tomorow morning at 9. Don't be late."
And can you magine the paper work? I can see it now. "Sir, you'll need to fill out your Federal A45Z Material Request form. Make sure you cross out transimisson and write in kidney!"
WAKE UP AMERIKA!
Universal Health Care is a scam! It will only be an excuse to raise yer taxes and make ya stand in line at some government office.
Besides, we all ready have a Universal Health Care System in my parts. It's called Formaldyhide!
Buttz Out!
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