TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING TODAY, 3/30

[Ross Dolan]

Trump held a rose-garden press briefing on the coronavirus today.

During the briefing he noted that the wind was blowing his hair...AND THAT IT IS HIS HAIR!

He mentioned that getting hair blown was one of the things presidents have to put up with.

Later he mentioned that he had a telephone conference call with a lot of Governors...

...which he noted was made up of Democrats...

.............

...and Republicans.

Wow. What an observant guy.

He missed the chance to mention it was also made up of men...

............

...and women.


WHAT A FUCKING MORON!

This guy should not even be a councilman in a town of 2,000 people.

And he is the point man in our fight against the pandemic.

 

[Tacomaman]

You mean he didn't mention the alien governor of our 51st. State?...)

Seriously, people are dying and the most important item was convincing the American people that it's his real hair.

I believe he is also now blaming governors for "bootlegging" PPE. What a glaring piece of shit tRUMP truly is.

Fortunately, RUMP is simply a "talking head". In his case, a true "dickhead". Pence is the guy on CV.

 

[Truth Detector]

Trump held a rose-garden press briefing on the coronavirus today.

During the briefing he noted that the wind was blowing his hair...AND THAT IT IS HIS HAIR!

He mentioned that getting hair blown was one of the things presidents have to put up with.

Later he mentioned that he had a telephone conference call with a lot of Governors...

...which he noted was made up of Democrats...

.............

...and Republicans.

Wow. What an observant guy.

He missed the chance to mention it was also made up of men...

............

...and women.


WHAT A FUCKING MORON!

This guy should not even be a councilman in a town of 2,000 people.

And he is the point man in our fight against the pandemic.

If he makes you cry and lie so much, why do you watch him???

 

[Truth Detector]

You mean he didn't mention the alien governor of our 51st. State?...)

Seriously, people are dying and the most important item was convincing the American people that it's his real hair.

I believe he is also now blaming governors for "bootlegging" PPE. What a glaring piece of shit tRUMP truly is.

 

[Tacomaman]

As should you.

Just be sure to have trumps dick in your mouth when you do it. Then again, since its ALWAYS in your mouth, that shouldn't be a problem...)

 

[AProudLefty]

Troll dungs are fresh in this thread. Hmm I wonder who they are from.

 

[Truth Detector]

As should you.

Just be sure to have trumps dick in your mouth when you do it. Then again, since its ALWAYS in your mouth, that shouldn't be a problem...)

 

[Truth Detector]

Troll dungs are fresh in this thread. Hmm I wonder who they are from.

Moron doesn't think he is a thread troll.

 

[AProudLefty]

I am a moron who cannot think but go full retard and pooping on threads.

Yes I know.

 

[Truth Detector]

Yes I know.

 

[Tacomaman]

Do you fantasize about molesting children too, or is your sickness confined to being trumps sex toy?

 

[Ross Dolan]

As should you.

Just be sure to have trumps dick in your mouth when you do it. Then again, since its ALWAYS in your mouth, that shouldn't be a problem...)

But...but...but...

...if he has Trump's dick in his mouth...he might bite it off when he....ya know.

Oh, I see what you were getting at.

Yeah...good idea.

 

[Truth Detector]

Do you fantasize about molesting children too, or is your sickness confined to being trumps sex toy?

Bye Bye dumbass.

 

[Truth Detector]

But...but...but...

...if he has Trump's dick in his mouth...he might bite it off when he....ya know.

Oh, I see what you were getting at.

Yeah...good idea.

You can't sound more ignorant you know that?

 

[Tacomaman]

Bye Bye dumbass.

See ya later "Mushroomhead" lover.......)