Time for an end to science.

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The growing movement called ' Al Ybab a', a militant group of biologists, have claimed responsibility for the truck bomb that exploded in a hotel in Ka'mir and killed fifteen astronomers who had gathered to promote the belief that quantum physics should take precedence over the mating habits of the Giant Winged Arabian Dragon Fly in the organisation of scientific study.
The astronomers have vowed revenge. A spokesman is quoted as saying, 'We will wipe these biologist scum from the face of the earth.'
Meanwhile in Cilleville, Arkantucky Geologists of the underground organisation Earth Science lynched a local chemist. The chemist was put to death in accordance with ancient geological rites and police are doing all they can to reclaim the body and return it to its family.
How long are we going to allow this sort of thing to continue? Stamp out scientific violence now. Say no to geology. Say no to physics. Stop these scum from ruining our earth.
 
Ehh, you should watch the South Park episode where Cartman travels to the future because he can't wait a few weeks for the Wii. [ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_God_Go[/ame]. There scenario seems quite plausible.

Or you could just recall/read Swift and the big-endians vs little-endians.


We will never want for excuses to kill each other. They are invented daily.
 
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