Things are slow

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JPP News (August 26th, 2009)

14 Senators infected with Mexican Cancer from the US bills in their wallets go insane and stuff their shorts with all the red herrings in their collections, pants explode.

Story is developing...

Ahahahahaha, these are too, to, tutu good!

 

[Whomever]

Ted Kennedy cloned! Clone will run for Ted's vacant seat.

 

[uscitizen]

January 2010. Michael Jackson was buried today. Story at 11.

 

[uscitizen]

Or this on the 5:00 PM news.

Giant asteroid to collide with earth at 9:00 PM tonigt. Story at 11:00.

Stay tuned for the Astros vs Braves next on Fox.