The Rumor that I Love Bush's Butt

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The Rumor that I Love Bush's Butt

by Dixie, 2-25-2006:

I want to address a myth that is circulating here, that I posted something about how I liked the president's butt in a pair of tight jeans. I never said this, or even infered it.

The statement I made a long time ago, was that I admired a president who is comfortable in a pair of jeans... like us normal people! That is a far cry from what is currently being claimed, regarding Bush's Butt.

I think an older chick might think he is hott, especially if he's wearing one of those flight jackets ....the wind is blowing his hair........ ... but I am secure enough in my masculinity to admit that....Clinton even had a certain Elvis-like quality with women...biting that bottm lip... but, I have no physical attraction to the presidents.

Now...Laura? She's a hottie, she's got those killer eyes. :) Hillary? ...don't you think she had to give good head?
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"The flight jacket....The wind blowing in his hair"??!! Good lord, I can literally hear the toe tapping.


Dixie, 6/28/2005:
"What happened to the reasonable people who wanted to discuss things, toss different ideas around, argue in good spirit with each other without becoming cheap shot artists?..... Come on people, let's make some sort of effort at using the board to have reasonable dialogue."


Dixie, 6/24/2005:
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS! How dare you give us some quote from the Founding Fathers so you can maintain your stance on the Anti-American soapbox you are on! If the Founding Fathers were here today, they would recommend we ship your ass to Gitmo! TRAITOR! "
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I honestly feel that the most shocking admission made by Dixie in that post, is not that he's given thought to how bush looks in a flight suit with the wind blowing in his hair, or how bush's ass looks in jeans, but that he thinks Laura bush is hot.
 
Darla said:
I honestly feel that the most shocking admission made by Dixie in that post, is not that he's given thought to how bush looks in a flight suit with the wind blowing in his hair, or how bush's ass looks in jeans, but that he thinks Laura bush is hot.
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I know a few guys who say that. I just don't see it.

Was she hot? :dunno:
 
Darla said:
I honestly feel that the most shocking admission made by Dixie in that post, is not that he's given thought to how bush looks in a flight suit with the wind blowing in his hair, or how bush's ass looks in jeans, but that he thinks Laura bush is hot.
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LOL

It's inexplicable, isn't it?
 
Darla said:
I honestly feel that the most shocking admission made by Dixie in that post, is not that he's given thought to how bush looks in a flight suit with the wind blowing in his hair, or how bush's ass looks in jeans, but that he thinks Laura bush is hot.
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In the red states, the glazed over/Stepford wives look qualifies as "killer eyes"...
 
Damocles said:
I know a few guys who say that. I just don't see it.

Was she hot? :dunno:
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Maybe she was when she was younger, though I think that “cute” was the best she ever reached. But years of being married to a wastrel alcoholic, chain-smoking and valium popping have turned her into something that is very not-hot.
 
Telling millions of people suffering from disease that stem cell research gives them "false hope" is not hot. It is very unhot.
 
Onceler said:
Telling millions of people suffering from disease that stem cell research gives them "false hope" is not hot. It is very unhot.
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Oh, you are talking in a non-shallow manner. You lost me for a minute. lol. Man you made some of us look shallow Onceler, but you are totally right.
 
Darla said:
Oh, you are talking in a non-shallow manner. You lost me for a minute. lol. Man you made some of us look shallow Onceler, but you are totally right.
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Oh, I can be just as superficial as the next guy. Bush killed and maimed hundreds of thousands of people, but when it comes to his butt & the wind blowing through his hair (and that cod piece!), I'm a lovestruck puppy....
 
Onceler said:
Oh, I can be just as superficial as the next guy. Bush killed and maimed hundreds of thousands of people, but when it comes to his butt & the wind blowing through his hair (and that cod piece!), I'm a lovestruck puppy....
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Well, you are only human after all.
 
Onceler said:
In the red states, the glazed over/Stepford wives look qualifies as "killer eyes"...
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I can't get hot and bothered about any woman who sleeps with a mass murderer. Or for that matter, any woman who is an apologist for a mass murderer. It's not hot.
 
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