The Republican Agenda

Concart

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Since the Republican party has not platform other than declaring total fealty to Donald Trump, I have now gleaned from the posts here the most important issues the GOP has decided to address:

1. Hunter Bidens laptop. By far the most important issue facing the country today. Thank goodness the GOP is on this one.
2. Holding Joe Biden accountable for Chinese spy balloons. Another vital agenda item. MTG represented her concern by carrying a white balloon through the halls of Congress. Americans can sleep better knowing MTG is on the job.
3. Making sure that LGBTQ and gay Americans are kept in their place. And their place is NOT at a drag show. Thank God. Drag shows are destroying the very moral fabric of the country. And gays.... well, we found out today they are all child molesters.
4. Making sure all women carry their babies to term, or die trying. I guess this is an appeal to Jesus, but still really, really, important.
5. Dumping immigrants who are LEGALLY in the country in front of Kamala Harris's home. Because, well, you know.\
6. Protecting weather balloons from the Biden Administration. If it's a Chinese spy balloon shoot it down!!!! If it can't be identified, well, how dare Biden shoot it down.
7. Unmasking the deep state. So far, this one isn't going very well.
8. Sending Fauci to jail. That little old man is an incredible danger to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. And finally, we want to make sure that anyone impacted by Trumps deregulation gets money right from Joe Biden's hand. Even if the Governor didn't ask for it.

On the back burner are the deficit, the debt, inflation, police brutality, mass shootings, wage/wealth gap, campaign finance reform.... you know, the things none of us care about anyway, especially when HUNTER BIDEN IS STILL ON THE LOOSE!!!!

Discuss.
 
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