The GOP Laff Riots
- Thread starter signalmankenneth
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Brilliant:
"Let me see if I have the Republican formula for political reform down. First, take two heaping teaspoons of ideology and hubris. Mix them in with a sprinkle of racism. Simmer in a pot bought and paid for by big industry and those making a fortune off maintaining the status quo. Add in a cup of false populism. Pour in two carafes of vintage fear. Season with broadcasted lies and false talking points. Then, bring to a boil, tossing in a few twisted historical references for good measure. Voila! Muttonhead stew! (Best served with swastikas, dead brain cells and Glenn Beck.) Ummm. Tastes just like AstroTurf!"
"Let me see if I have the Republican formula for political reform down. First, take two heaping teaspoons of ideology and hubris. Mix them in with a sprinkle of racism. Simmer in a pot bought and paid for by big industry and those making a fortune off maintaining the status quo. Add in a cup of false populism. Pour in two carafes of vintage fear. Season with broadcasted lies and false talking points. Then, bring to a boil, tossing in a few twisted historical references for good measure. Voila! Muttonhead stew! (Best served with swastikas, dead brain cells and Glenn Beck.) Ummm. Tastes just like AstroTurf!"
