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Isn't this a great story? I don't know what is funnier, him trying to get out of a ticket by telling the cop he was late for a blowjob, or his offering to tatoo his name on the cop's ass if he would let him off. Wow, it must have been hard to turn down that offer.

"This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/barkley-all-i-really-wanted-was-oral-sex/
 
Boy, what incentive. A CB tattoo on my behind. I never knew what an incentive that must be....
 
Lets remember Charles is the guy who always said sports figures should NOT be role models.
 
He is also the one who claimed the hiring of the auburn head football coach (or the not hiring of one of the people interviewed) was racially motivated.
 
Epicurus said:
Well I guess he's not gonna be our Governor now Solitary.
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I guess you're right, Epic. But then, who would have ever guessed that Guy Hunt would get elected?

Most people wouldn't think a primitive baptist, former amway salesman wouldn't have much of a chance.
 
Darla said:
Isn't this a great story? I don't know what is funnier, him trying to get out of a ticket by telling the cop he was late for a blowjob, or his offering to tatoo his name on the cop's ass if he would let him off. Wow, it must have been hard to turn down that offer.

"This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/barkley-all-i-really-wanted-was-oral-sex/
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Hmmmm looks like you understand evolution even less than Dixie does.

What the hell is wrong with Sir Charles getting excited about a hummer for Mr. Happy?

Getting pulled over for drinking and driving now that's a no no. Getting hummers for Mr. Happy is a yes, yes! :)

When you gonna get counseling for your hang ups about sex?
 
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Solitary said:
I guess you're right, Epic. But then, who would have ever guessed that Guy Hunt would get elected?

Most people wouldn't think a primitive baptist, former amway salesman wouldn't have much of a chance.
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In Alabama?? I'd say his chances would be out standing. What makes you think Alabamians are any smarter than Californians?
 
Mottleydude said:
Hmmmm looks like you understand evolution even less than Dixie does.

What the hell is wrong with Sir Charles getting excited about a hummer for Mr. Happy?

Getting pulled over for drinking and driving now that's a no no. Getting hummers for Mr. Happy is a yes, yes! :)

When you gonna get counseling for your hang ups about sex?
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Hey Mottley. I guess you are so busy following women around the internet with your dick in your hand, that you missed it - I did get counseling. Here's how it turned out:

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?t=16425&page=7

Oh, and she said she'd love to have a session with your wife.
 
tinfoil said:
wtf does this have to do with evolution. Talk about out of left field
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Darla was making the point, via her title for this topic, that men have not evolved yet because Sir Charles likes hummers.

Which means she doesn't understand either evolution or hummers. ;)

Her retort, to me, is based in part that she has a hair up her ass about me being married to younger woman.
 
Darla said:
Hey Mottley. I guess you are so busy following women around the internet with your dick in your hand, that you missed it - I did get counseling. Here's how it turned out:

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?t=16425&page=7

Oh, and she said she'd love to have a session with your wife.
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Why would your counseler want to see my wife? My wife doesn't have irrational, urealistic and unhealthy sexual hangups like you do. :pke:
 
Mottleydude said:
Darla was making the point, via her title for this topic, that men have not evolved yet because Sir Charles likes hummers.

Which means she doesn't understand either evolution or hummers. ;)

Her retort, to me, is based in part that she has a hair up her ass about me being married to younger woman.
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Or she meant that Barkley was unevolved because he was willing to risk incarceration and damage his reputation just to get a blowjob.
 
Mott is a bigger sexist pig than half of the Republican men on here, has no idea what he is talking about, and I don't give a crap who his saggy wrinkled ass is married to. A man has to be really disturbed to believe that I would care.
 
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