The Daly Injustus Report

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Us Milishahs have a dooty to edyookate all you Sheeples, so now hear this:

1. Kops is bad.

2. So's the Govamint.

3. Gun laws is unconstitooshunal.

4. You Sheeples need to vote from the rooftops.

That is all.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Only proles vote from the rooftops, where they are likely getting rained upon or sunburned, and aren't having any fun. Patricians vote from the parlor. In particular, nice parlors with a/c, a gas fireplace (decorative), card tables, and amidst fancy pipes, expensive beers and wines, a decent beat or classical, the presence of either hot dates/spouses or expensive call girls, and lively discussion.