The Daily Dumbass Report

It was a laff-fest when bold, fresh Bill O'Reilly had Stewart Rhodes, fuhrer of the right-wing extremist group "The Oaf Keepers," on his Fox TV show.

Things got a little tense when Rhodes claimed that members of the military must not follow orders they "believe" to be unconstitutional.

"That's a pretty extreme position," said a shocked O'Reilly, who is hardly known for his centrist views.

O'Reilly had Mark Potok of the Southern Poverty Law Center on the show the previous night.

Potok explained that the Oaf Keepers are a tiny cyber-network of consipracy nuts who attempt to spread fear among the ignorant Teabagger populace.

They claim that the government is going to impose martial law and turn American cities into concentration camps.

From the nutball posse's website:

"Our oaf is to the Constitution, not to the politicians, and we will not obey unconstitutional (and thus illegal) and immoral orders, such as orders to disarm the American people or to place them under martial law and deprive them of their ancient right to jury trial. We Oaf Keepers have drawn a line in the sand. We will not just follow orders."

Space Cadet Rhodes explains this insane mishmash of BS by claiming that US soldiers "don't understand that their oaf is first and foremost to the Constitution".

O'Reilly, visibly choking back giggles, asked Kommandant Krock if he meant that each soldier "makes up his mind whether the order he's given is Constitutional or not?"

Rhodes' answer: "What were the Nazis told at Nuremberg? That disobeying orders is no excuse, no defense."

O'Reilly asked Rhodes about the group's idiotic claims: "Who's going to try to disarm people and place them under martial law? Why would that even be something you would be discussing?"

Rhodes replied: "So you call it state of emergency. Call it what you want. It's still unconstitutional."

My sides are sore from laughing.
 
i find it ridiculously ironic that martial law and concentration camps were all the rage liberal talk while Bush/Cheney were in office and it was deadly serious then, but now it's all tinfoil conspiracy crap.

liberals have no credibility in the political arena at all.
 
i find it ridiculously ironic that martial law and concentration camps were all the rage liberal talk while Bush/Cheney were in office and it was deadly serious then, but now it's all tinfoil conspiracy crap.

liberals have no credibility in the political arena at all.

I agree.

I also - using the same reasoning - find the timing of the Oaf Keeper's "discovery" of the necessity to defend the constitution suspect.

When Bush was treading unconstitutional water, you did nothing.

Only when a Black man was elected did you suddenly become enlightened?
 
I agree.

I also - using the same reasoning - find the timing of the Oaf Keeper's "discovery" of the necessity to defend the constitution suspect.

When Bush was treading unconstitutional water, you did nothing.

Only when a Black man was elected did you suddenly become enlightened?

total ignorance on your part. We were there, you just didn't want to hear us then.
 
total ignorance on your part. We were there, you just didn't want to hear us then.

The Oaf Keepers were founded in March 2009 by Stewart Rhodes in Lexington, Massachusetts, and incorporated in Las Vegas, Nevada as a Non-Profit Corporation.....

Hmmm, let's see....who had just been elected president in March 2009?
 
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