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An Oaf Keeper who announced on Twitter that he would turn an April 15 2009tax protest into a bloodbath was hit with a federal charge of making interstate threats.

Oaf Keeper Daniel Hayden was arrested by agents who identified him as Twitter user “CitizenQuasar”.

In a series of pathetic tweets, Oaf Keeper “CitizenQuasar” vowed to start a war against the government on the steps of the Capitol building. The Capitol was the site of Oklahoma City’s version of the ridiculous “Tea Party” protests promoted by Fox News.

“START THE KILLING NOW! I am willing to be the FIRST DEATH!,” boasted the empty-headed Oaf Keeper at 8:01 PM.

“After I am killed on the Capitol Steps, like a REAL man, the rest of you will REMEMBER ME!!!,” the Oaf Keeper added five minutes later.

Then, revealing the hatred of authority that is a hallmark of the Oaf Keeper, the wannabe cop killer taunted “Send the cops around. I will cut their heads off the heads and throw the(sic) on the State Capitol steps.”

The Oaf Keepers’ MySpace page is a hilarious mashup of rightwing nutball beliefs like the secret “New World Order,” “gun control as Nazi fascism”, and “Barack Obama’s covert use of television hypnosis”, among many others.

Hayden was arraigned and released to a halfway house, which suggests the judge did not consider him a genuine threat.

Just another impotent rightwing hater with no balls who likes to write checks with his crocodile mouth that his hummingbird ass can't cash.

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2009/04/daniel-knight-hayden-charges.pdf
 
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