The awful crimes of the Occupiers

[Guns Guns Guns]

• They camped out without permits.

• They made a mess.

• They had sex.

• They robbed someone.

• They pimped someone.

• They made noise.

• They fought.

Well, not all of 'em did this stuff, but they're all guilty by association, and these heinous crimes completely nullify and discredit all their positions.


Why, compared to the misdeeds of the Occupiers, the destruction of the world economy and the huge transfer of wealth to the top 1% should not only be forgiven and forgotten, but humankind must immediately grovel before the wealthy and give them whatever they don't already own.


Oh, and the protesters should be shot.