The Attack of the Dumb Blonde

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Darla
Uh-oh. Looks like the Republican party is in trouble with women. It seems as if their non-existent War on Women, which women completely invented because, you know, bitches be crazy! is damaging Republican election chances.

You know what's needed here right? Some mansplaining! It makes me so sad because I have the benefit of having the men on JPP mansplain to me what is really going on. How the War on Women is all in my head and how I am being brainwashed by Democratic operatives like Chuck Schumer who have put one over on the stupid chicks in this country.

But since all of these other women don't have the benefit of mansplaining -and sometimes in CAPS! - they are easily confused and frightened, you know, like bunnies. And that's how we ended up here.

Oh well...

"President Obama has emerged with an impressive lead in swing states around the country — thanks to women voters abandoning the GOP in droves, according to a new USA Today/Gallup poll showing President Obama leading among women voters in the top dozen battleground states by a whopping 18 points — greater than the 12-point gender gap he won with in 2008.

One month ago, the same poll showed Mitt Romney leading the president by 2 percentage points; but Sunday, the newest poll gave Obama a 9-point lead, 51 percent to 42 percent. The change, the poll indicates, comes from women:

“The biggest change came among women under 50. In mid-February, just under half of those voters supported Obama. Now more than six in 10 do while Romney’s support among them has dropped by 14 points, to 30%. The president leads him 2-1 in this group.”

Both Democrats and Republicans point to the battles over contraception coverage as a reason for the shift. Republican strategist Sara Taylor Fagen, a former political adviser to President George W. Bush, told USA Today that “The focus on contraception has not been a good one for us … and Republicans have unfairly taken on water on this issue.”

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2...-gop-in-key-battleground-states.php?ref=fpblg
 
Darla, don't you worry your pretty little head about all this political stuff. Just ask your husband or your father how you should vote. That is the way God intended it to be.
 
WinterBorn said:
Darla, don't you worry your pretty little head about all this political stuff. Just ask your husband or your father how you should vote. That is the way God intended it to be.
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My dear Daddy is long passed from this world, and you know that no man will have me winter! I've been desperately trying to get one to the alter for decades now. I got nobody to take care of me and do my thinking for me! That's why I am so grateful to be the beneficiary of the mansplainers at JPP. Was there ever a luckier "gal" than Darla in all of cyberspace?

I don't think so!
 
Darla said:
My dear Daddy is long passed from this world, and you know that no man will have me winter! I've been desperately trying to get one to the alter for decades now. I got nobody to take care of me and do my thinking for me! That's why I am so grateful to be the beneficiary of the mansplainers at JPP. Was there ever a luckier "gal" than Darla in all of cyberspace?

I don't think so!
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Now Darla, you know we are happy to help you any way we can. Getting a man to the altar is not so hard. Maybe you should work on your cooking skills? And men don't want a high-falootin wife with too much education.

But don't worry, us men will make sure you have what you need. And medical care for when you get "the vapors".
 
Darla said:
My dear Daddy is long passed from this world, and you know that no man will have me winter! I've been desperately trying to get one to the alter for decades now. I got nobody to take care of me and do my thinking for me! That's why I am so grateful to be the beneficiary of the mansplainers at JPP. Was there ever a luckier "gal" than Darla in all of cyberspace?

I don't think so!
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Isn't that one of the Beatitudes? Blessed be the Mansplainers, for they shall have respectful wimmins...
 
OK, let me mansplain this to you Darla.

Traditionally there are three rails in American Politics. Think of them as electrified rails. Touch them and you are dead! (politically speaking). Those three rails are the military, social security and medicare/medicaid.

Well it turns out that there is a fourth rail in American politics. The problem is Men didn't know it. Its just that some angry middle aged white guys who aren't getting any booty action found out that there's a new law that says insurance companies have to provide for birth control, despite some angry white guys religious belief, because..well...becasue it's the law.

So the angry middle aged white guys, who aren't getting any booty action, got all angry because their thinking...damn....if my insurance is going to pay for this, how will it pay for my viagra? Then a fat middle aged angry white guy who's the boss at the local radio station and who also isn't getting any booty action heard about this and said. "Danged if I pay for these gals birth control! Oh....goodness...I better call my pharmacist up and ask him how much my deductible for viagra is going to cost before I leave for Tijauna today!". But all these middle aged angry white guys who aren't getting any booty action are really just misunderstood. They care very much about your well being. So much so that they are very concerned about your taking slut pills....err I mean birth control pills cause if he aint getting any neither should she!

So the women hear about these poor misunderstood angry middle aged white guys who aren't getting any booty action trying to protect these poor misguided womens from the horrible fate of becoming a slut and what do these womens do? They get all vindictive cause they think these poor fellas are getting in their bussiness!

So what do these mean vindictive bitches do? They create a 4th rail of politics, birth control, touch it and your dead. Completely irrational of these women isn't it?
 
"Mansplain" is such an outstanding word. Is that a Darla original, or has it been in the feminist lexicon for awhile? I love it...
 
Darla said:
Uh-oh. Looks like the Republican party is in trouble with women. It seems as if their non-existent War on Women, which women completely invented because, you know, bitches be crazy! is damaging Republican election chances.

You know what's needed here right? Some mansplaining! It makes me so sad because I have the benefit of having the men on JPP mansplain to me what is really going on. How the War on Women is all in my head and how I am being brainwashed by Democratic operatives like Chuck Schumer who have put one over on the stupid chicks in this country.

But since all of these other women don't have the benefit of mansplaining -and sometimes in CAPS! - they are easily confused and frightened, you know, like bunnies. And that's how we ended up here.

Oh well...

"President Obama has emerged with an impressive lead in swing states around the country — thanks to women voters abandoning the GOP in droves, according to a new USA Today/Gallup poll showing President Obama leading among women voters in the top dozen battleground states by a whopping 18 points — greater than the 12-point gender gap he won with in 2008.

One month ago, the same poll showed Mitt Romney leading the president by 2 percentage points; but Sunday, the newest poll gave Obama a 9-point lead, 51 percent to 42 percent. The change, the poll indicates, comes from women:

“The biggest change came among women under 50. In mid-February, just under half of those voters supported Obama. Now more than six in 10 do while Romney’s support among them has dropped by 14 points, to 30%. The president leads him 2-1 in this group.”

Both Democrats and Republicans point to the battles over contraception coverage as a reason for the shift. Republican strategist Sara Taylor Fagen, a former political adviser to President George W. Bush, told USA Today that “The focus on contraception has not been a good one for us … and Republicans have unfairly taken on water on this issue.”

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2...-gop-in-key-battleground-states.php?ref=fpblg
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Good to have you back...
 
The Republican Party has just taken an emotionally wrenching detour on an issue no one expected to emerge in the 2012 campaign: birth control.

Obama leads Romney among women voters by 20 points, according to a recent Pew Research Center poll.

The reason the gender gap is so important is not just the difference in points between men and women, it's that there are more women than men overall, more women registered to vote, and a higher female turnout rate.


http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0403/Gender-gap-daunting-for-GOP-Why-women-s-vote-is-key
 
Don Quixote said:
if that is so, then why are women abandoning the gop in record numbers
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well, you do have the fact that the liberals have been lying about the contraceptives issue......give it a few weeks......given the fact that women AREN'T stupid, things will go back to normal......
 
PostmodernProphet said:
well, you do have the fact that the liberals have been lying about the contraceptives issue......give it a few weeks......given the fact that women AREN'T stupid, things will go back to normal......
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The liberals have been lying about it?

The conservatives have been trying to make it about religious freedoms and tax dollars, when the issue is about whether insurance companies cover contraceptives.
 
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