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Tea Party? Nah, they’re obviously deranged! Here they are then…. THE TEA POTTY. The baby of Keli Carenda – and judging be her stunning bad looks - the only baby that she will ever be given.
Well, what do the Tea Potty people themselves say? (should I call them ‘folks’?). They say absolutely nothing! Nowt! Zero! Zilch! Buggar all! Like this from Sarah (I thought I saw Russia but it was a neighbours back yarrrd) Plain, ‘We’re gonna get both parties to change the way they’re doing business.’ OK Plainy, what are they doing wrong? How do you want to change them? Let me guess…. You don’t know either!!!
A Florida fireman said, ‘We’ve had enough of this garbage,…..businesses are folding up…..we’re being taxed to death. No jobs. We’re sick of it.’ What are you sick of? Do you even know? Couldn’t possibly be that you are a bloody failure looking for someone to blame, could it?
A woman, ‘I’ve seen a decline in families … ‘ What??? You are blaming Obama because your friends are so ugly their men wont go near them? ‘…infuriated by the national deficit and federal spending is $112,000 per second!’ What is it being spent on, dearie? Couldn’t be your policy of invading other peoples countries could it? National deficit??? What lady? Tell me what does the word mean? Jees it just gets better.
Here’s another, ‘small government means getting out of the way of business.’ Yeah that’s right. Let the greedy bastards continue to sell you crap that won’t be passed as fit for human consumption by the various government agencies!!!!‘
The government takes money from some and gives it to others.’ Totally agree, missus. You country would be so much better if you had to step over emaciated bodies when out walking your dog, which without government controls will probably be filled with disease and rabid to boot.
So the question is:
If the Tea Potty wrests seats from the already loony republicans what will they do if they eventually win? Someone? Anyone? The silence is deafening as they wait for Sarah Plain to dig up a sound bite from the inside of an Alaskan polar bear.
Here is another quote, this time from some pundit or other (who cares?) ‘The party is the average American woman dealing with pocket book issues.’
Well, I don’t know about you but I would not want Mrs. Average legislating for me with or without her pocket book (is that a purse in real English?) I would want someone considerably above the average. Someone with an IQ greater than their shoe size, someone who understands economics, foreign policy, governemnt of, by and for the people. I would not want some stupid cow who can see Russia from the top of her wardrobe and who saddles her children with ridiculous names.
Well, what do the Tea Potty people themselves say? (should I call them ‘folks’?). They say absolutely nothing! Nowt! Zero! Zilch! Buggar all! Like this from Sarah (I thought I saw Russia but it was a neighbours back yarrrd) Plain, ‘We’re gonna get both parties to change the way they’re doing business.’ OK Plainy, what are they doing wrong? How do you want to change them? Let me guess…. You don’t know either!!!
A Florida fireman said, ‘We’ve had enough of this garbage,…..businesses are folding up…..we’re being taxed to death. No jobs. We’re sick of it.’ What are you sick of? Do you even know? Couldn’t possibly be that you are a bloody failure looking for someone to blame, could it?
A woman, ‘I’ve seen a decline in families … ‘ What??? You are blaming Obama because your friends are so ugly their men wont go near them? ‘…infuriated by the national deficit and federal spending is $112,000 per second!’ What is it being spent on, dearie? Couldn’t be your policy of invading other peoples countries could it? National deficit??? What lady? Tell me what does the word mean? Jees it just gets better.
Here’s another, ‘small government means getting out of the way of business.’ Yeah that’s right. Let the greedy bastards continue to sell you crap that won’t be passed as fit for human consumption by the various government agencies!!!!‘
The government takes money from some and gives it to others.’ Totally agree, missus. You country would be so much better if you had to step over emaciated bodies when out walking your dog, which without government controls will probably be filled with disease and rabid to boot.
So the question is:
If the Tea Potty wrests seats from the already loony republicans what will they do if they eventually win? Someone? Anyone? The silence is deafening as they wait for Sarah Plain to dig up a sound bite from the inside of an Alaskan polar bear.
Here is another quote, this time from some pundit or other (who cares?) ‘The party is the average American woman dealing with pocket book issues.’
Well, I don’t know about you but I would not want Mrs. Average legislating for me with or without her pocket book (is that a purse in real English?) I would want someone considerably above the average. Someone with an IQ greater than their shoe size, someone who understands economics, foreign policy, governemnt of, by and for the people. I would not want some stupid cow who can see Russia from the top of her wardrobe and who saddles her children with ridiculous names.
